Sheldon

I live for: design. Building things. Climbing Trees. The steady rise of excentricity. Anything that involves a wig.The sound of my hand echoing off Nics face. That new shampoo smell. Riding my bike topless. Danielle riding a bike topless. Midgets riding bikes topless. The feel of newbuck on my skin. The constant urge to explore. The Michael Jackson Thriller jacket I had when I was 9. A tree with a rope attached to it. Theme parties. Yelleing obsene things. Intectual satire. Any excuse to look stupid. Spotting UFO's. Chasing Squirls. Grunting louder than the guy in the stall next to me. The taste of 9volts. The dream that I could fly. My red wagan and all its adventures. Socks and sandals. Tube socks w stipes on the top. Maccaroni w Meat in it. Beards.These simple pleasures keep stable. With out them I wouldnt be Normal. Oh yea, I almost forgot The smell of cap guns, I love the smell of cap guns. Thanks C.Things I need to work on: Not offending people who lack a sense of humor. Seriously. Drop the charges lady..