Hey, I'm James, & you're probably not James. Maybe your name is Magret? If so, you sound sexy. Could we grab lunch perhaps? Cool, give me a call.
Anyway, enough about Magret. I am 6ft 2inch tall, with blonde hair & blue eyes... yay for eyes.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, because sometimes there are naked ladies on the beach. I like naked ladies. Do you? If not, go away.
What else do I like... I like music! It makes me happy, just like naked ladies... & breasts.
Burger King is my way of saying "Fuck you nutrition!".
When I grow up, I want to be like Chuck Norris... with less chest hair.
I love Pie. Do you love Pie? YOU BETTER!
Kenny Rogers is my dearest friend. We bake together. On Thursdays, we bake really big s, & we often eat them afterwards.
Victor is definately not lame.
BACILLUS /be'siles/ n. (pl. bacilli /-ai/) rodlike bacterium, esp. one causing disease; BACILLARY a. [L dimin. of baculus stick]
Well, that pretty much desribes me in a nutshell.... mmmm... nuts.
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