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You wouldn't hire a clown to fix the jon, so why ya gonna let the hoodlums tear up the biz?

About Me

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Hmmm.....where to begin?? Well my name is Heather Stewart, formally know as Heather Hebert as some of ya'll might remember me. I have a BEAUTIFUL baby girl named Sarah......She's my bestie and I love her very much! I use to have a cute little dog named Dank Trees....don't ask...anyways, he was half yorkie and half chihuahua and he kinda looked like Master Splinter off the ninja turtles. LOL! I miss him so incredibly much and I still can't believe he's gone. Our little man was taken from us Dec. 17, 2007 and he'll be loved and missed for eternities to come! I just moved back to The View and I'm SUPER HAPPY to be back here!! YAY....BEACHES!! As for right now I'm working at Target (again, haha). And I'm currently attending classes at good ol' ODUB. Gonna do the whole Radiology program, or at least gonna try to. It'll take 3 years to complete if I don't screw up....which I won't.....got too much on my plate to motivate me! I'm not too sure what's down the road for me and Sarah but that's ok....I like suprises, well.....the good ones. My favorite color is BLUE (well I dunno.....PINK is majorly growing on me and brown), I love the ocean and laying out on the warm sand getting mah tan on. I crave Strawberry Margaritas from Chili's with that yummy sugar on the rim of the glass. And I'm a new fan of lettuce wraps. I'm not a Coke or a Pepsi specific person, I switch back and forth cuz I'm cool like that. Cherry pepsi is pretty bangin though!!.....Useless info I know. I'm not perfect (and I'm damn proud that I'm not) but I'm totally trying to improve myself. I'd have to say I've gotten better over the past 3 years. I absolutely LOVE writing things in parenthesis (however you spell that.....see can't ya tell?? lol...Pronounced ELLE-O-ELLE for some of you tards) I love me some pancit, lumpias, Panera Bread and Market City Bistro (thanks Sam)!! I like blasting Anna Nalick while dancing in the rain like a lunatic. I wear chucks and layer my clothes. I don't label myself. I dress how I want to dress, I act how I want to act.....I am who I am. I'm still getting use to mommyhood (that's pretty sad considering Sarah is already one and some change)....Hmmmm....MOMMYHOOD....Cool club to be in! I'm very random and I like it that way. It keeps me sane. If I had to describe myself in one word it would be DORK. Ehhhhh well whatever, like the wonderful crazy hott Taralynn once said....I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball! Got any questions, just ask.

My Interests

Playing and cuddling with Sarah, shopping, eating yummy food, and rockin out hard core to Fall Out Boy and Paramore....and traveling....I sooooo wanna travel!

















I'd like to meet:

Fall Out Boy BABY!! Especially Pete Wentz! Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Victoria Beckham, Criss Angel, Jake Ghylenhal, Steven Strait, Channing Tatum, Dane Cook, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Gerard Way, Will Ferrell, John Heder, Tim Burton, etc.....etc.... Yeah that would be nice. Ohhh yeah.....and your MOM!

Music:

Kickass Music
- Fall Out Boy
- Paramore
- Panic! At the Disco
- Taking Back Sunday
- Boys like Girls
- HIM
- The Used
- Cute is what we aim for
- Dashboard Confessional
- My Chemical Romance
- 30 Seconds to Mars
- Yellowcard
- The Academy Is...
- The Early November
- Incubus
- Jack Johnson
- The Starting Line
- Matchbook Romance
- Relient K
- Emery (Thanks Jeff)
- The Ataris
- Blink 182
- Fefe Dobson
- Lifehouse
- New Found Glory
- Hawthorne Heights
- Sublime
- Bob Marley
- Dave Matthews Band
- Silverchair
- Hole
- Cheyenne Kimball
- Cobra Starship
- Gym Class Heros
- Carrie Underwood
- Anna Nalick
- Gavin Degraw
- Jessica Simpson
- Ashlee Simpson
- Ryan Cabrera
- Faith Hill
- Dixie Chicks
- Sugarland
- Rascall Flats

Movies:

Kickass Movies
- Walk Hard
- Good Luck Chuck
- 27 Dresses
- No Reservations
- I am Legend
- 30 Days of Night
- Knocked up
- The Nannie Diaries
- Norbit
- Disturbia
- Vacancy
- Talladega Nights
- Anchorman
- Napolean Dynamite
- Waiting
- Wedding Crashers
- Van Wilder
- Meet the Parents/Fockers
- Office Space
- The Waterboy
- Halfbaked
- Inside Man
- Saving Silverman
- Old School
- Zoolander
- Team America
- Elf
- A Night at the Roxbury
- Dazed and Confused
- Super Troopers
- Welcome to the Dollhouse
- Grandmas Boy
- The Butterfly Effect
- Pearl Harbor
- Edward Scissorhands
- Spun
- SLC Punk
- The Craft
- American Psycho
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Saved
- The Little Mermaid
- The Covenant
- Stay Alive
- The Davinci Code
- Silent Hill
- Dawn of the Dead
- Saw I, II and III
- Resident Evil I and II
- House of 1,000 Corpses
- The Green Mile
- The Notebook
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- The Corpse Bride
- Ice Age
- A Walk to Remember
- The Guardian
- Accepted
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- Clerks I and II
- Chasing Amy
- You, Me and Dupree
- Employee of the Month
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Beerfest
- My Super Ex-Girlfriend
- 28 Days Later
- The 40-Year-Old Virgin
- Bruce Almighty
- Click
- Blue Crush
- Eddie Murphy: Delirious
- Saturday Night Live: Best of Will Ferrell
- Night of the Living Dead
- House on Haunted Hill
- The Blue Lagoon
- Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- House of Wax
- Bewitched
- The Breakup
- Mulan
- The Sweetest Thing
- The Patriot
- Beauty and the Beast
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- Seven
- 13 Going on 30
- The Princess Bride
- The Holiday
- 50 First Dates
- Pride and Prejudice
- Vanity Fair
- Alice in Wonderland
- The Other Sister

Television:

Kickass T.V. Shows
- What not to wear
- Scrubs
- Project Runway
- Shot at love with Tila Tequila 1 and soon to be 2
- CSI
- Nip Tuck
- Band of Brothers
- Top Chef
- America's Next Top Model
- Family Guy
- Futurama
- Perfect Hair Forever
- Rock of Love 1 and 2
- South Park
- Sealab 2021
- Moral Oral
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Home Movies
- The Oblongs
- Squidbillies
- My Little Pony
- The Backyardigans

Books:

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy is pretty damn funny! But honestly I don't really read books anymore....I need to start again though. I read gossip magazines. I like to keep up to date on all the drama with the celebrities. I'm a loser I know.


Heroes:

All the men and women in the military fighting for our freedom!

My Blog

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Tara.....This one's for you!

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Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

I'm sorry Amy....I had to steal this from you!!

The Gay Flight Attendant.... My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST

~SiCk~

There's nothing I hate more than being sick! Especially when there's kids in the house that I have to babysit that won't stop screaming and jumping all over me and crying non-stop! Uhhhhhh!!! Don't yo...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

just another boring night

What's your favorite.... Beverage (non-alc) ? any kind of smoothie Birthday: feb.15, 1985 Color ? blue Food ? pasta Item of clothing ? gaucho pants Meal of the day ? dinner Feature on your...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

~memories~

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and I. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're fi...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:03:00 PST

FOR THE STRONG STOMACHED....

This might totally gross you out...just a forewarning!................ Ok, so yesterday I took Dank to the vet to get some shots. $101.04!!!!! Uggghhh!!! Pets are so expensive!! And that wasnt even al...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

SO SWEET.....

I got a new puppy a few days ago. Before I got him i felt like there was something missing. I honestly really want a baby but I know that i shouldn't have one right now so I thought by getting a puppy...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:12:00 PST

WHAT'S THAT SMELL???

Well, it's 12:50am and i just got back from work. Tonight majorly sucked!!! Everyone and the world was up my ass about something absolutely pointless!!! I HATE MY JOB!!! And the worst part is I smell ...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:58:00 PST

BaBySiTtInG!!!

ok...so i get to babysit today.....yay for me  awww the sweet smell of POOP and baby wipes....OH! and i love how there's grape jelly all over the bottle when i go to make a pb and j. it's times l...
Posted by † I'm the best SCENEry † on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST