The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it...
Aaron was
a Sensitive Cult Leader
in a past life. Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me
YELLOW
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding. Find out your color at Quiz Me!
How evil are you?
You Are 100% Skilled at Going Down On a Girl
Chances are your tongue is so tired now that you can't even talkNot only do you rock at oral - you do it a lot
Your girlfriend is the happiest girl on the planet. No, really.
And, you Mr. (Ms.???) Pussy, are the most sought after lover in your town
Take the quiz: "Ricer Or Tuner?"
Tuner!
Hardcore Tuner! your into getting your car fast and leaving the exterior stock with some light rims!
Aaron, you're a Rock Star!Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Rock Star which means you are a Success / Seeker Your primary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics.That means you crave attention, the limelight, and the fawning admiration of millions. Chances are you have a bevy of fans and friends, and you like knowing how much others appreciate you. On top of this, you're a go-getter and you really shine under pressure.
Meat and Potato(e)s ;)
I am a fun-loving good guy who is sweet and loyal. I'm a little bit of a thrill seeker; I'd love to travel abroad one day. I work full time but I love life; clubbing, going out, dancing, and also the finer and sweeter things in life. I'm extremely honest, a quality I value. I don't like liars or fakes, I see a lot of them in marketing. People tell me i am very funny, I'll let you decide. Basically, I'm an outgoing and energentic positve- thinker with a brain to solve most problems.