Hamm: Wow, Impressive wingspan! Very nice. Woody: Oh, what? Whaaaat? These are PLASTIC. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I CAN fly. Woody: No you can't. Buzz: Uh, yes I can. Woody: Can't! Buzz: Can! Woody: Caaaaan't! Buzz: I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, be my guest.
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Whether you like me or not, you've probably heard my name somewhere. [It has a tendency to get around.] Everything I do is a mystery even to me. My mind makes about as much sense as a highway pile up. [The way the twisted pieces of metal work together to ensure no one gets in...or out.] I am a fucking wreck.
I am one of the most inaccessible people you will ever meet. You probably won't ever be able to get close enough to me to figure me out. [untangle my wires.] You'll hate me for it.
I get extremely frustrated, internally, at myself while I am speaking aloud.
It's something I've gotten used to. [I say most things with conviction even if they aren't true in any way, shape or form.]
I think very highly of myself. [I have a high self esteem, but I'm not cocky.]
I'll tear you apart with insult. [I'm not a very nice person.]
And yet, I'm probably a better person than you'll ever be.
Go ahead, call me a bitch. [I'll take it as a compliment]
I'm a bitch because that's who I am.
And I won't change myself to fit your picture perfect world.
You mean absolutely nothing to me
until you've made an impact in my life. [Don't forget that.] XPUSH MY BUTTONS
