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Avery

I am here for Friends

About Me

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I realize that I am an incredible sex beast, and it's hard to control yourselves, but I'm taken. You will have to find another ugly guy to fill your internal void.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, stupid people, naked people, sober people, people with pets, midgets, everybody!!!!!!!! However, I am not interested in meeting ugly people. And when I say ugly, I'm not talking about the way U look. If your personality sucks, if your a whore, a fiend, or social degenerate, please do not waste my time.

My Blog

Stealing drugs from your boss

So, Im looking for a job. And I guess Im a little bit old school because I put on my higher end clothes, some good smelling cologne, and my big ass smile and headed off to find a job. Whenever I wen...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 21:08:00 GMT

The blog from on top of the mountain

Well, I think I have finally made myself home in my new house. I had several obstacles to overcome such as having no silverware, not being to find the can opener with all kinds of canned goods in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Solo goddamn triangle

I know that I have been away for awhile, but I felt compelled to blog about this one&.I am not a music critic. I might be a lot of things but, but defiantly not as music critic. But I enjoy so much mu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:36:00 GMT

Cold and hungery for christmas

I had sudden revelation. In this cold, black heart of mine, there might just be a little spark of goodness and hope. I was thinking about how every Christmas, my mother buys the ugliest clothing known...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:44:00 GMT

My favorite holiday...

I would have to say that Thanksgiving is my absolute favorite holiday. I love getting together with my entire family and giving thanks for all of the gifts that god has bestowed us. Thanksgiving is so...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:17:00 GMT

When I was a young man....

The first black person I ever saw in my life was when I was when I was 10 years old. He was walking down the street with a bottle in a paper bag in his hand. It was just like it was yesterday, I remem...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:34:00 GMT

I dont have an akcent, U have a akcent!!!

Yeah, I am that country&A long time ago, well maybe it wasn't that long ago&. I dated a girl. In the end she told why it did not work. She said, "Your not country enough!" That has stuck with me for a...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:43:00 GMT

White Supremacists Support Barack Obama?

  I didn't make this up... Here is a link to the original site.... http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obam a-061308 Tom Metzger Who: Director, White Aryan Resistance Likes:...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:14:00 GMT

A little blue box

As of right now, I'm pushing thirty years old. When I was a kid, I really never expected to see 25. I have lived life as best as I can. I have no regrets, other than getting in school earlier than I d...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Thoughts on the soon 2 be president @ 4 in morning while on whiskey.

Insominia is a real bitch. So, I'm sitting here really just running off at the mouth&.. About a month ago,  I decided that I would not  participate in the presidential race this year,(no I'...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:11:00 GMT