marriages...... |
Marriage - Part ITypical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after thewedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don'texpe... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST |
why do women cry??? |
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. Hi... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:04:00 PST |
WHO'S YO DADDY???? |
WHEN SOMEONE PUTS IN FOR CHILD SUPPORT, THE PROPER THING TO DO IS TO FIND OUT WHO THE FATHER IS AND SEE WHY HE IS NOT DOING HIS JOB!THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL REPLIES THAT DALLAS WOMEN HAVE WRITTEN ON CHIL... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST |
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME! |
HEY, MYSPACE FRIENDS. I WANTED TO ASK THAT ALL OF MY GOD BELIEVING FRIENDS PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SON. HE HAS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HI... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST |
BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN!!!! |
There used to be a time when Black children were the best behaved children in the world, now look at them!
Time out my foot!
1. Have you ever been called downstairs from upstairs or the back of the ho... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST |
MUST READ FOR ALL MEN.!! WARNING!!!! |
POLICE ARE WARNING ALL MEN WHO FREQUENT CLUBS, PARTIES, AND LOCAL PUBS TO BE ALERT AND STAY CAUTIOUS WHEN OFFERED A DRINK FROM ANY WOMAN. MANY FEMALES USE A DATE RAPE DRUG ON THE MARKET CALLED "... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST |
KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS |
KIDS IN CHURCH3 YEAR OLD REESE:"OUR FATHER, WHO DOES ART IN HEAVEN, HAROLD IS HIS NAME. AMEN."A LITTLE BOY WAS OVERHEARD PRAYING: "LORD, IF YOU CANT MAKE ME A BETTER BOY, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.&nb... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST |
WOMEN ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN MEN |
WHEN JOE FOUND OUT HE WAS GOING TO INHERIT A FORTUNE WHEN HIS SICKLY FATHER DIED, HE DECIDED HE NEEDED A WOMAN TO ENJOY IT WITH. SO ONE EVENING, HE WENT TO A SINGLES BAR WHERE HE SPOTTED THE MOS... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST |
DRUNKEN LADIES KNOW ITS TIME TO GO HOME WHEN..... |
1. YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN U SIT ON IT2. YOU DECIDE TO AUDITION FOR STAR SEARCH VIA THE SERCURITY CAMERA3. YOU BEGIN TO FIND A DEEPER SIDE TO THE OFFICE N... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST |
WHY DO MEN CHEAT |
WHY IS IT THAT MEN FEEL THE NEED TO CHEAT ON WOMEN. WE DO SO MUCH FOR THEM AND YET THEY STILL FEEL THE NEED TO STRAY. IF ONLY MEN COULD RECOGNIZE THAT THEY HAVE A WONDERFUL THING AT HOME, ... Posted by THE FIRST LADY OF MINNESOTA on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST |