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Brandon ;-)

I do in a day what it takes a normal man 30 years to do! ;-)

About Me

Dynamic and Versatile, in the same way as a good cleaning product or Timmy H! hahaha! ;-)
| View Show | Create Your OwnI like raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and silver white winters that melt into spring. These are a few of my favorite things. hah! All joking aside, I'm a decent looking, somewhat charming, and at times funny guy. LOL! I'm not the prettiest of men, and I'm definitely not the wittiest, I'm just Brandon, and my actions make me beautiful! ;-) So I don't know why people are always trying to figure me out! I'm just like every other boy out there! So stop wasting your time people! And spend it more productively by playing my games, I mean the games on my page! hahaha!.. .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="500" height="442" ..
MyonlineArcade.net - Free Flash Games - Online ArcadeI'm like this Good Will Hunting kinda guy who knows something about everything, but by no stretch of the imagination am I an expert on any single subject, especially when it comes to matters of the heart! hehehe! I def don't know everything. I may sound knowledgeable in conversation, but that's cause I only speak up when it's familiar subject matter, for instance if girls are talking about their menstrual cycles, I keep mum, and stay out of the conversation so as to not sound dumb like I do now. LOL! I can't bake you a cake, but I can whip you up a batch of rocket fuel in case you needed to go to the moon, or I can bring her to you in a haiku. ;-) I used to think I knew everything when I was a Senior in HS, but then when I got to college I realized that I knew nothing. LOL! I actually liked thinking that I knew all, cause that at least gave me a false sense of comfort. Knowing that I don't know anything is some scary shit like Vampires! hah! I do however know when peeps need their space, and that NO means NO, and I guess that gives me a leg up on most boys. Hardy Har! To conclude, I don't know much but I know that people don't like it when you hand them some food and ask, "Does this taste bad to you?" And that's all one really needs to know anyways! hahaha! ;-)I guess I'll begin my life story like Ch. 13 in David Copperfield. After I graduated from CAL, I became a mortgage banker. Mortgage what you ask? Well you probably know what a mortgage broker is, the difference between a mortgage banker and a mortgage broker is that a banker gives you their own money, a broker gives you someone else's money, basically broker's are the middle man between you and the money. If you're using a broker, you're an idiot, cause they take their cut from you! Ouch! That's something that those that aren't in the know just doesn't know. hehe! So if you need a loan to go buy a house, or if you need to refinance your existing mortgage, or just need a few laughs, I'm your man. haha! Anyways, it's the fourth greatest job in the world, right behind being a movie star, rock star, and professional athlete (in that order). It's pretty laid back, and doesn't require that many hours. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I have a lot of free time and would love more than anything else excluding Dreyer's Vanilla Bean ice cream to spend some of it with you.Last But Not Least! I'd Like To Give A Shot Out To My Fam! Cause If I Don't They'll Pile It On! hahaha! I Heart My Siblings! Each And Every One Of 'Em!
Image code by MySpaceDirect.comMy life is pretty good right now, I just want someone to share it with, at the risk of sounding like that girl from Jerry Maguire, someone to complete me. All joking aside, I'm from the Bay Area and could sure use some friends around here, the Sacramento Area, especially one to dine with, cause good food always tastes better with pleasant conversation. What's your story? I'm interested! Til then this semi-colon dash parenthesis will have to do ;-)This is my Fav Song cause it reminds me of my childhood, simpler times, pause my profile song, and have a listen!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comUnless one is wealthy there is no use in being a charming fellow. Romance is the privilege of the rich, not the profession of the unemployed. The poor should be practical and prosaic. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. These are the great truths of modern life which Brandon Nou Yang never realized. Poor Brandon! Intellectually, you must admit, he was not of much importance. He never said an ill-natured thing in his life. But then he was wonderfully good-looking, with his crisp black hair, his clear-cut profile, and his shit brown eyes. hahaha! He was as popular with men as he was with women, and he had every accomplishment except that of making money. Ultimately he is nothing, but a delightful, ineffectual young man with a perfect profile and not much else. But his bright, buoyant spirits and his generous, reckless nature, made him a good person. What others called rags, he called romance. What seems poverty to you is picturesqueness to him. His rich outlook leads to his quality life. Millionaire models are rear enough, but model millionaires are rarer still. ;-)

My Interests

I'm big into self promotion these days! Promoting my self INTERESTS if you will! hahaha! After all if you're not gonna speak up for yourself, who is? You might have to let my little slide show loop through a few times to see all the slides there's like 30, but it's totally worth your time. Remember, you haven't seen them all until you've seen the "Later Skater" slide! hahaha! ;-)
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Image code by MySpaceDirect.comTo My New Pad! You're getting the exclusive tour before it airs on MTV CRIBS! hahaha! It's F-in Sweet. And I have pretty high standards with both material possessions and People. I'm alluding to the fact that these pics don't do it justice. First off, I ran out of film, so I didn't get an outside shot of the House, but that's OK, cause my Place is like Me, not much from the outside, but beautiful on the inside. hahaha! And of course, I didn't make it to the most impressive place in my Abode, the Master Bedroom. Figures since I'm anti-climatic in there and in my Elk Grove existence in general. hehehe! Kidding! Take my word for it, it's amazing. Let's just say, if I got a Girl in there, I'm getting some, no doubt about it! Some slappage that is! hahaha! LOL! ;-)
| View Show | Create Your OwnFriends! Family! And Sports! Basketball, Football, Volleyball, Baseball, Surfing! Sports I Love To Spectate And Play! Soccer Gurls Are Hot Tho! Should've Taken That Sport Up! Damn! LOL!.. .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="500" height="291" ..
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I'd like to meet:

People that make me HAPPY! You know Julie Andrew's dance around on a mountain top singing at the top of her lungs HAPPY! And people who can see past the end of their nose! You know Sherlock Holmes type of people! LOL! Seriously though, I'm new to town, and would just like to make some friends around here, especially one to go watch chick flicks with. And sorry about all the silliness, I have a pretty serious job, so I like to leave Corporate Brando in the office. All joking aside I'd like to meet someone who can solve this murder mystery below! Pause my profile song cause it's gonna require your full attention and go for it Sherlock!
MyonlineArcade.net - Free Flash Games - Online ArcadeI'd also like to meet someone from a far away galaxy that makes my pelvic thrust uncontrollably like this:
Image code by MySpaceDirect.comRating My Physical Appearance:I'd like to start off by saying that, beauty is trully in the eye of the beholder! I'll see a girl walking down the street, and I'll point her out to my buddy and say, "WOW"! My buddy will shake his head in disagreeance, and will in turn point out a woman that's to his liking. And I'd be like "NO WAY!" Everyone has their own idea of Beauty! However there are some people that are empirically beautiful like Brad Pitt, no one can say he is not gorgeous even if they're not into the blonde god type! hahaha! Having established that Brad Pitt is the prettiest man alive, and I mean that in the most hetero of ways. LOL! Ain't no one prettier than him except for maybe you. ;-) So he's the standard to which I measure all men. LOL! Having said that, on a scale of one to Brad Pitt, Brad would be a ten, Collin Farrell a nine, Nick Lachey an eight, I'd be a seven, and Tobey Maguire would be a six (he'd beat me in his Spidey outfit though). hahaha! And just for the record, I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with it. It's just that I don't understand how guys can be gay when there's a gorgeous girl like you running around. ;-) You give me MAD WOOD! hehehehehe!

Music:

I Don't Listen To Any Crap! I Hear No Evil! hahaha!Keane, Five For Fighting, The Cure, U2, Shady, Dre! Pretty Much Anything That I Can Shimmy To! Lately I've Been Listening To A Lot Of Rap And Hip-Hop, Cause I'm Trying To Get A Little More Flavor! LOL! Oh Yeah, I Almost Forgot, Boy Bands, Cause Every Gurl I Want Wants Some Boy Band Member, So I Want To Be In A Boy Band When I Grow Up! LMFAO!
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Movies:

Chasing Amy, Clerks, Mallrats, Anything Directed By Silent Bob!
Image code by MySpaceDirect.comI often find myself Chasing Amy AKA the ideal Woman who's perfect in every way except for the fact that she's into women as well! LMFAO!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comLets not forget one of my fav's a classic like U, "The Three Stooges!"And A Little Anime! Japanese Cartoons (in case you didn't know)! Fists Of The North Star! "The North Star" (One Of My Many Nick Names Coined After My Brilliant Blinding Smile...hahaha)! Or because like it, I too shine bright! hahaha! I'd like to think that my Friends gave me the name cause People look to the North Star for direction as my Friends do to me. Cause to them I'm like magnetic North, always pulling them in the right direction! ;-)I've never been in a fight my whole life! I've wanted to fight like six people, but no one would fight me. It was probably because I played sports my whole adolescence, so my friends were always the Big Boys! LOL! So nobody would mess with me for fear of a beat. So I don't even know if I can fight. Cause I've never had any formal martial arts training or anything even remotely close to a scuffle. But there is no doubt in my mind that I can beat some ass, cause I've seen every single Van Damme movie, so I know how to lay the Smackdown. So stop laughing now! Jabroni! Or I'll wax that candy ass! hahaha! You know what tho, I don't even wanna learn how to fight, cause I'm afraid if I do, I'll start doing it, cause there's a lot of Dicks out there that deserve an ass whopping! hehehe! One thing I would like to learn how to do for self-defense is flips. Yes flipping! haha! Think about it, if someone wanted to fight me. I could just bust out a couple of back flips, and then strike a pose after landing the last one. Who in there right mind would mess with an Asian looking Dude that can fly through the air and assume a martial arts stance when grounded. LMFAO!
Image code by MySpaceDirect.com Thus the fight is avoided and no harm is done. I think this would be the proper course of action. Cause it would mos def make my Mommy, Confucius and the Reverend Martin Luther King sing! hahaha! So remember People, Pride In The Name Of Love Not Violence! ;-)
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Television:

Me And My Boys Only Watch Sports Together! We Even Close Our Eyes Or Put Our Shades On When The Commercials Are On, So As Not To Be Brainwashed By Society, Cause We See No Evil! hehehe!But When The Boys Are Gone, I Turn It To My Fave Sitcoms! Gilmore Girls, What About Brian, Grey's Anatomy, October Road, Black Donnellys, How I Met Your Mother, Friday Night Lights, All Quality Programs, But None I Would Admit To Watching In Person! hahaha!
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Code by MySpaceDirect.comYou should def check the GGs out! I don't watch it for the Chicks, rather for all the literary references! LOL! It's actually wonderfully well written! ;-)Don't Sit on Any Cold Benches

Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Gurl Who Used To Hold My Hand While We Watched the GGs! AWWWW! ;-) And that's all I really want out of a relationship, Someone To Hold My Hand While I'm Watching Gilmore Girls! hahaha! I know, I'm easy! heh! However I have yet to find said Gurl. Am I asking for too much? LOL! ;-)Oh, Almost Forgot! My Fav Sitcom! FRIENDS! Where Would I Be Without Them! Where Would They Be Without Me! hahaha! Cause You See Friendship Is A Two Way Street, You Love And Then You Get Loved! ;-)

Books:

David Copperfield, Catcher In The Rye, And Oscar Wilde's Short Stories, Pretty Much Anything That Makes It To The Easton Press!David Copperfield is Charles Dickens' story of an extraordinary life rough with adversity, ripe with adventure and rich with character about Yours Truly. And His Friends! Total Characters! LOL! But The Best Of Men! So Why Are You Gurls Always Asking Where Are All The Good Ones At? RIGHT THURRRRRRR! hehehe!

Heroes:

People That Don't Talk Shit On The Phone! People Who Speak No Evil!My Mother, My Cooler Alter-Ego Tyler Durden, Bruce Wayne (The Man Behind The Mask), And Last But Not Least Our Troops In The Middle East (Cause Like You They Kick Ass)!.. .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="500" height="363" ..
MyonlineArcade.net - Free Flash Games - Online ArcadeAnd Then There's My MySpace Friend Of The Month, Miss February! Jovial Jessica! My leading lady this month is the most loveable person you will ever meet which is appropriate, this being the month of love and all. Also the background in her pic is red which is the color of love. Coincidence? I think not! It was too perfect to pass up, she's perfect in every sense of the word! ;-) She has assumed the role of my friend and confidant, tho we haven't spoken in ages, I know that she'll always be there for me if I need her. Cause she's coo like that! Together we will grow old together and make life a little more bearable for the other! hahaha! Ladies and Gentleman, my multi-talented friend, JJJJJJJJJJJessica! ;-) I Less Than Three That Girl!Then There's The Topless Boys Of MySpace! WILD BOYS! Super Heroes in their own regards! Regarded as Deities in most circles.
| View Show | Create Your OwnAneil Webber, where you at DOGG? You're the Boy wit the crazy eight pack! Show a little skin D O Double G! LMFAO!The wild boys are coming, On their way back from last call, We hop on MySpace, In December moon's surrender to, A dust cloud on the rise, Wild boys fallen far from glory, And ended up on the internet, With nothing to do, Reckless and so hungered.We've got e-mails for a welcome, And there's picture comments for our pain, And the damn phone's been ringing while, We're romancing again and again, Wild boys wonder where is glory, Where is all you angels, Now the figureheads have fell, And lovers war with comments over, Secrets they shouldn't tell.The MySpace Lovelies tried to tame us, Looks like they'll try again,Wild boys never lose it, Wild boys never chose this way, Wild boys never close their eyes, Wild boys always shine!All I want is for my unborn children not to end up like the mindless masses I pass on the street. Their eyes...they have no life. A Kid's eyes just sparkle with life. But Their eyes...sometimes they look to me like the eyes of a senile old man with one foot in the grave. I wonder why? How could a Kid's eyes end up like that? I think it's because of Heroes. The fatal shortcoming of this age is that it has no Heroes. Heroes mean dreams. It's dreams that make it possible for men and women to live. Those dreams have completely disappeared from America! When those dreams die, we might as well be dead too. Today the only place young people can find Heroes is in computer games. But you know what...my unborn may have no need for computer games. Just wait and see. I'll bet that the kind of Hero who can build a castle from ruins will appear soon. The kind of Person who can do in a day what it takes a normal Person 30 years to do. A Person that kinda looks a lot like you! So do your part, and be a Hero not a Zero. Do something heroic before senility sets in! Stand out from the mindless masses!
| View Show | Create Your OwnMy last HEROE is the man I want to be when I grow up, the man I almost am. The lad who gets to pepper your belly with baby kisses. The boy who gets to hold your hand in scary movies. The youngster who misses you more than he will let you know. The dude who counts your eyelashes secretly, cause to him you're most beautiful. The adult that roots you on from the sidelines while you shine. The gentleman that escorts you down the aisle and can't hear "Here Comes The Bride" cause he can't take his eyes off of you. The alpha male who always sides with you in an argument, even if it's with your mother-in-law, his mommy. The guy who tucks you in at night, and beats the bed bugs with a shoe til they're black and blue. The man that devotes the rest of his life to making you fall in love with him.What are the chances of that? Probably slim to none! LOL! But a boy can always dream! hah!Later Dork!P.S. Let's not forget about the chap who gets to see you in ass-less chaps! hahahahahaha! LMFAO!

My Blog

Do you have the time to listen to me w(h)ine?

I suppose I got really into wine originally through my EX EX, you know my girlfriend before my last one. hehehe! She had a big, kind of show-off cellar. But then I found out that I have a really sharp...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

Before You E-Mail Me Read This!

These are the typical e-mails I get on here daily verbatim, "Hey Hottie, have a HOT weekend, and if you get a chance call me 916-769-4674!" Hehehehe! I don't even know how to respond to that! LOL! ...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

Nightly!

My kitten walks on velvet feet,And makes no sound at all,And in the doorway Nightly sits,To watch the darkness fall,I think he loves the lady Night,And feels akin to her,Whose steps are as soft as his...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST

My Name Is...........Not Slim Shady! hahaha!

My full Americanized name is Brandon Nou Yang. My original birth name is Nou Yang. In my culture everytime you get really sick or go through a life altering change it's customary to change your name t...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

What I've Been Up To!

JACK SHIT! Hahaha! About month and a half ago I lost a bet to my good buddy Glenn. The terms of the bet were if I lost I had to shave my head, if he lost he had to shave his legs. Gay terms that were ...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST

My Take On Privacy Settings!

Personally, I think people who have privacy settings on their MySpace profiles have something to hide. And I know this statement is going to anger many of my friends who have said settings on their pr...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

My Real New Year's Resolution!

Since I twisted my ankle a fortnight ago, I haven't done shit! All I've been doing is eating good food and getting fat. LOL! I've been laying low with the hopes that my ankle would heal up before t...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

What I Was Like In H.S.

Thanks for all the compliments about my sense of humor! But the truth of the matter is, I have to be funny these days, cause I'm not as pretty as I used to be. LOL! I wished I would have met you all i...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

I'm Totally Gangsta Now! ;-)

I be that player with the ice on me,If it cost less than 2 G it don't look right on me,I stay flossed out all through the week,My money long if you don't know I'm the B.Y.,Booted up, diamond up,Golds ...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

What A Wonderful World! ;-)

The smell of bacon wafting into my room coaxed me out of slumber this morning. My resilient eyelids slowly propped open to reveal a brave new world. For the first time since getting Lasik, my vision i...
Posted by Brandon ;-) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST