Rocking the guitar, piano, drums, bass, and any other instrument that falls in my hands, pig squealing, playing Beerpong, streaking, writing morbid lyrics, poaching baby seals, stealing firewood, and chugging Captain Morgans' at 10 in the morning. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'd like to meet:
Your mom, Alyssa Van Gluz, Ron Burgundy, Peter Griffin, any members of CARL BETA FADA, Matlock, Michael Chiklis (before The Sheild. You know, back when he had the carl hair.), Joe Satriani, and any drama-free individuals who come my way.
Music:
12 Gauge Breakdown, I Cried Crimson, Parkway Drive, Despised Icon, My Bitter End, White Chapel, All Shall Perish, August Burns Red, Black Dahlia Murder, As I Lay Dying, Job For A Cowboy, Unearth, Darkest Hour, A Day To Remember, All That Remains, Atreyu, Silverstein, Endwell, The Agonist, God Forbid, Arsonists Get All The Girls, HIMSA, Dragonforce, Underoath, Lamb Of God, Bullet For My Valentine, 10 Years, In Flames, SAOSIN, Killswitch Engage, Fear Factory, Mudvayne, Trivium, Pantera, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Manowar (lmfao), Van Halen, Santana, Joe Satriani, Journey, Coheed and Cambria, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Kill Kill Orchestra, Proto Leviathan, Mae, Alice In Chains, Steve Vai, Senses Fail, and many more.
Movies:
War, The Devils Rejects, The Prestige, Predator, Superbad, The Illusionist, 30 Days Of Night, Old School, Office Space, Romeo Must Die, Lords of Dogtown, Little Nicky, 300, Knocked up, Simpsons movie, Out Cold, Team America World Police, Super Troopers, The Aviator, V for Vendetta, Friday, Anchorman, Van Wilder, Scarface, The Godfather, Kung Pow, Ready to Rumble, Big Fish, Catch Me If You Can, Saving Private Ryan, Tai Chi Master, Labrynth, Dawn of The Dead(original and remake), Man On Fire, Blade Trilogy, the Family Guy movie, Any kind of musical documentary, and many, many, many more...
Television:
The usual. Family Guy, MXC, SouthPark, House, American Dad, Hawaii 5-0, Walker-Texas Ranger, Mindfreak, Robot Chicken, The Soup, Simpsons, Fear Factor, Deal or No Deal, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Full Metal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Rock Docs, and all things Adult Swim.
Books:
Obviously, anything that pertains to music sparks my interest. The Dex is also a good time-passer.
Heroes:
I guess I'm supposed to write some fucking sappy shit right about now, so here goes. Chuck Norris... You rock, you red-bearded, roundhouse kicking, sonofabitch! Ron Burgundy... You rule my world with your jazz flute! And last but certainly not least... Alyssa Van Gluz.
