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Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

very easily startled.

My Interests

my rorschach plates • my portable, laminated, full-color rorschach plate cheat sheet • reading about the rorschach • administering the rorschach • coding the rorschach • interpreting rorschach responses • freaking out about my own rorschach responses • projection • unconscious conflicts • cognitive distortions • dream analysis • free association • diagnosing everybody with personality disorders.

I'd like to meet:

Hermann Rorschach, Al Swearengen, Pablo Picasso, Joe Strummer, William James, Sigmund Freud, B.F. Skinner, Samuel Clemens, John the Baptist, Huck Finn, Lee Oswald, my grandfathers Earl and John, my grandmothers Gladys and Peggy, and an ID lanyard from the DMH (check!).

Music:

that premiers song about farmer john's daughter • that little richard song about how that girl's uncle was totally cheating on her aunt • that otis redding song about shouting bama lama • that detroit cobras song about how breaking up is hard to do • that skeeter davis song about loving that guy even though he runs around and tells you lies • that rolling stones song about showing that girl what's what • that clash song everyone loves • that ramones song only slightly fewer people love • that johnny cash cover of that bob dylan song about a really bad breakup • that mike ness cover of that bob dylan song about that girl who wanted everything from you • those bob dylan songs about the same things • that replacements song about being a depressing alcoholic • that compulsive gamblers song about that guy your friends don't particularly like • that reigning sound song about how much it sucks when your baby is gone • that rezillos song about space travel • that pixies song about nonsense • that pogues song about whiskey • that cure song everybody knows • that smiths song about being young and miserable • that squeeze song about knocking up that girl • that bruce springsteen song about when your girlfriend totally wants to break up with you and you suspect as much because she's acting like such a goddamn bitch all the time • that standells song about boston • that smokey robinson song about having to replace the girl who left you with a far less impressive version • that misfits song about when creatures rape your face • that rod stewart song about a may-december romance • that phyllis dillon song about treachery • that english beat song about your best friend • that dramarama song giving that girl everything she wants • that four tops song about that girl who wants to walk away and you really don't want her to • p.p. arnold's version of that song sheryl crow totally ruined • all those exploding hearts songs, etc.

Movies:

double indemnity • fight club • jfk • kiss kiss bang bang • eternal sunshine of the spotless mind • the departed

Television:

the wire • deadwood • the office BBC • the office NBC • america's next top model • project runway • top chef • big love

Books:

The Rorschach: A Comprehensive System • DSM-IV • celebrity magazines • cereal boxes

Heroes:

McCarthy era communists who didn't name names • great writers • my mom and dad

My Blog

domestic propensities, selfish sentiments, desire for liquids...

While I steadfastly refuse to destroy relationships or compromise my professional integrity by administering the Rorschach inkblot test to family and friends, I will happily analyze the contours (and ...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST

won't you see with me what this might portend?

Merrick: Make a list of the infected whores and account for this morning's gunfire,and I'll publish it all.Al Swearengen: I won't, fucking Merrick, because neither's to my fucking interests, just as...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

snowstorms & spy pond

Did you know you can make snowballs skip across a lake like stones?
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST

I don't know what Al Gore's so bent out of shape about...

...but it was 70 degrees in Boston yesterday. So rather than bitch and moan about "global warming," the inevitable resulting "ecological catastrophes," the "future submersion" of California, Manhattan...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

if it isn't too much trouble...

Customer Guidelines, Suggestions and Basic Common Courtesies: A PrimerIf it isn't too much trouble.... When you order, please put your cash In My Hand, not on the counter. This isn't Vegas and you do...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

profanity in iambic pentameter...no joke

Hey, have any of you cocksuckers seen Deadwood? It's fucking awesome. It's about that lawless, no-frills town once located in Black Hills of South Dakota. Mark my words, friends, daily life for the...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST

he claims he has the misery but he has a lot of fun, oh baby

The other day, I sold a half pound of decaffeinated (lame) coffee to a balding, middle-aged white dude in a park ranger uniform who casually carried a pink, velcro betty boop wallet like we wouldn't a...
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST

customer service

Why are rich people so obsessed with getting shit for free?
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

I got into graduate school

More specifically, it's a doctoral program in clinical psychology. Yeah, that's right.
Posted by Lesley, Jessica's Best Friend on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:20:00 PST