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About Me

This infamous and ever increasingly elusive Johnny Wu hails from parts unknown. Although he apparently was raised by mere mortal parents it is believed but not yet proved that he was the secret love child of the lesbian couple of Wonder Woman and She-Ra, the donor of course being He-Man and Superman (not sure which sperm made it first). Because the two women feared persecution due to their hetero-flexible lifestyle, they planted the super-infant in a hospital where it replaced another baby that Superman later catapulted into space. Johnny Wu has lived his life under false pretenses and he has never felt welcome in this galaxy. Someday he will find his true calling and dominate this Earth and many others like it. He has inherited all the weaknesses of his true parents which combine to make him weaker than even a normal human. He remains to be one of the most dangerous people in the galaxy.

My Interests

music. everything about it. production. creation. performance. i wish i had more drive to do it. like the kind of drive that makes people morning people. maybe somethings wrong with me...

Music:

ah. where to start. You name it and i might like it. Sage Francis, atmosphere, aesop rock, soul position, brother ali, mac lethal, grand buffet, michael jackson, marvin gaye, james brown, neil young, eyedea, stevie ray vaughan, tenacious d, immortal technique, wu tang, KRS-ONE, THE ROOTS, common, outkast, edan, i think you probably get the idea.... i like music.

My Blog

A Little Something I Wrote

I'm riding on the bumpy roads of life, picking up passengers who want to sail into the darkness of night. I never look back, keep driving away from the past, striving for a day when i can rest at last...
Posted by B von B on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

A poem from 6-6-6

Here is a little poem i wrote at about 5am on the morning of 6-6-06 while i was waiting for my flight to Las Vegas to surprise my friends, i wish you could see the book i wrote it in, the pages are ab...
Posted by B von B on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

a letter to all the perverts, pedophiles, and sickos...

I wrote this today out of sheer anger, on the back of an envelope for a credit card application, its raw and unedited, just like life... violence only begets violence and i know this but i w...
Posted by B von B on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Indelible Ink Video...

Here is a video of my friends/cousins tattoo shop in Arvada, CO. My cousin ENVE in the chair getting a little bit added to that piece on his leg and my man Ross on the needles of steel.... ...
Posted by B von B on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

The D aka Dirgswords wants to dance.

He love it. What comes next? Hey, bust a move. .. height=350 width=425> ..>...
Posted by B von B on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:56:00 PST

mentos and coke

sales are going to go way up, i should invest in these two companies www.mentosandcoketrick.com .. height=350 width=425> ..>...
Posted by B von B on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST

hitting on real world denver chicks, on accident....

Unintentionally though... a friend and i went to eat pizza at two fisted marios downtown and as we were in line these camera guys run in and start filming the employees and what not, then these two gi...
Posted by B von B on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

Video of Educated Figures - Testimony ft. Johnny Wu

.. height=350 width=425> ..>check it out....
Posted by B von B on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:04:00 PST

R.I.P. Proof of D-12

Shot dead at a night club in Detroit. Age 32. Another dead rapper, had a wife and five kids. Shame.
Posted by B von B on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

DIRGSWORDS/JOHNNY WU/HENDRIX/CLAP7ON/BATTLE HISTORY MANY PICS PLUS STORY

So here's the deal, an age old conversation turned ugly on this site. See, back in the day DIRGSWORDS, MARSHALL, and JOHNNY WU all got into an argument over who was the better guitaris...
Posted by B von B on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:00:00 PST