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About Me

I am a pub. I am probably the best pub in the world. Although truth be told, i have never been to another pub, on account of me being a pub myself, thus rendering the previous statement useless.
We sell 3 lovely sarah hughes beers including the world famous dark ruby mild. We also sell 2 guest beers at any one time, just ask my lovely staff whats on and they'll tell you what's good; though i must warn you, some of them will lie, for a laugh, not maliciously. Probably.
We dont sell cheese and onion cobs any more; if you'd like more information about "cobgate" click here ; if not, click here .I miss Ali Wall.Come and visit us, we'll make you tea if you want. cups o' tea

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

real ale enthusiasts and people who laugh at the facial expressions of animals.
Beards.
This man.
These men.

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