Scorched Erth

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SCORCHED ERTH is made up of four goofy fuckshits that love heavy fucking music! Formed in 1999, originally going by the name of SIDESHOW, this band of random, delinquent, shitstains have forged their own style of ass-blistering metal. Having known each other for most their lives, the members of SCORCHED ERTH have come to an understanding, musically, do to their groundbreaking work with squirrels. All of their instruments are made of live squirrels, thus the metal becomes super heavy. They went to Jupiter Studios, in 2003, to record "THIS IS GONNA HURT", a heavy mix of thrash, nu, and death metal. The album was later realized to have ruptured several thousand sphincters across the mid-west, and rapidly increasing. Since then, the band has been playing all over the goddamn place, including coming in at 6th place in the 2005 EMERGENZA competition, in St. Louis, ahead of 149 other bands in the area. During the competition, singer Jim Huffman, sick with strep throat, vomits on stage in the middle of performing, but continues to sing, and the band goes on to win the night. It smelled terrible. Seriously, it was gross! They are currently working on new music for their second record, "FECAL MATTERS", hopefully to be released in 2009. Drink weed and smoke beer! HET.