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Josh Loves your mom

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh But call me hey you
Birthday: September First nineteen eighty-three
Birthplace: Fitchburg, Mass - Hey its better than being born in Jersey
Current Location: Hard Hittin New Britain, CT...Moving on
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: currently Black
Height: 6"1" but I hide it well
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im a GuinneyWopp, Itallian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Grey Saucony's
Your Weakness: TetraHydroCannabinol But getting better
Your Fears: Someone sliping me some mushrooms when im having a bad day
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque Chicken with onions & extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Since theres only 4 days left....Smoke enough ciggarettes to get sick of them
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Like Whoa
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time flies when Im trying to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Hangnails at the tip of my Fingers......There unlike anyone elses..
Your Bedtime: Usually whenever the pill kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: The back deck on Windsor Street in Worcester
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola biznitch
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Fries, BK Burgers
Single or Group Dates: Whatever man,
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate shakes, Vanilla pudding
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE! LOTS OF COFFEE!
Do you Smoke: For 4 more days
Do you Swear: Profanity is the crutch of the conversational cripple.......Sometimes i feel like a gimp
Do you Sing: Kareoke's not fun if you can remember it
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes 2wice or thrice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: not right now
Do you belive in yourself: Why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Dramamine to the Rescue
Do you think you are Attractive: ya...to the strange ones like me
Are you a Health Freak: no just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Trumpet count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Alcohol Drank me
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortunately
In the past month have you been on Drugs: This is a seemingly clever ploy by the authorities isnt it?!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess u could call it that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ask Pat....Mall Games will never be topped
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreo's come in box's now? wow
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: It tasted worse coming back up
In the past month have you been on Stage: Im told i was....but kareokes only fun if you cant remember it
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I showered naked this one time.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a box of oreos
Ever been Drunk: Not like Jake
Ever been called a Tease: not since highschool
Ever been Beaten up: haha Yesterday Cobar gave me a beating
Ever Shoplifted: yes indeed.... i made a career change since then tho
How do you want to Die: during sex, so i can cum and go at the same time
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be the announcer for the greased pig catching contests in Kentucky
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette or red
Short or Long Hair: longer than Sinade Oconner
Height: shorter than me
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: anything but the high heels with huge pointy tips
Number of Drugs I have taken: You thought I forgot this was the Authorities! Im gunna finish this survey just to humor you
Number of CDs I own: eleventy billion
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I could eliminate 1, that probly woulda cancelled out all of the other ones Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

Glowstick war at Coventry -- Best night ever Heaven and Hell by EscherRelativity Ok So I like........People that make fun of themselves without even knowing it by trying to look smart. ----(example), StuckInTeethless Corn on the cobb , WifeBeaters Brand Wife Beaters Making Stuff up that would be usefull if only people would understand it. The usual, Long walks on the hot tar, Sex on the Sea Kelp infested rockBeach, Finding bent over crack spoons in the bus stop, you know... Pretty Simple stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The Guy who combined the word Wife and the word Beater, and made everyone know what they are, and made it so that it still ended up being socially acceptable. You rock Wifebeater inventer.. you rock -- Anyone who can make me laugh around other people that arent laughing, because theyre too dumb to get the punchline. Big fan of alllll sorts of sences of humor..

Music:

Anything you can move to while making yourself look foolish.... Sublime, Tool, Norma Jean, The Roots, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, Trey & some phish, Zeppelin, Dave Matthews LIVE, ummmm Sublime... Radiohead, Pre Pubecent Incubus, The Dead, A Strange New found interest in Fatboy Slim (Weird I know) Porno Jazz, (like the Background music in Porno's, ya its groovy) Sometimes The Bloodhound gang makes me happy. And lets not forget Shaquile Oneils First CD, Why hes still playing Basketball il never know... he had a good thing goin there. HERE MAKE SOME MUSIC!..

Movies:

The Rules of Attraction..(its not Richard... ITS DICK!) Eulogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Blow, Romper Stomper, The crazy movies like Bully, and Kids, and Spun, and Requium, and Trainspotting...anything directed by larry clark, Terrintino, or That crazy Jigaboo Spike Lee

Television:

TV Sucks, Except for Nip Tuck, Family Guy, and Shining Time Station

Books:

The Holy Bible, 1984, Deathwatch

Heroes:

Matt Bell (Mutt Bell), My old friend Mike for being a youth pastor with his nipples pierced, Sloth from the Goonies for loving Chunk as much as me, Anyone with enough balls to stand up for whats right.
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Ive found out why some poo's are more pleasant than others.  Its a phenomenon known as poo-phoria.  This poo can turn an atheist into a believer and is distinguished by the sence of euphoria...
Posted by Josh Loves your mom on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST