Morgan Freeman's freckles, Edward Norton, warm happy naps with someone you love, improvisational xylophone music, touching paul Bellini, jig-saw puzzle photography, freshly cut nails, kissing at red lights, viewers like you
I'm looking for a 3 foot Korean midget with a 12 inch penis, purple hair, at least 7 piercings not visible when fully clothed, and a trust fund. Male or female is fine. I'm not picky.
And of course, Debbie:
Because she's a huge dork, and would appreciate being on this list =P
if you have a picture of yourself topless uploaded to show off you hot bod please go choke on your ego and die
But seriously, someone who actually sends a few messages at talks to me before requesting I add them as a friend. I DON'T KNOW YOU! And I'm not really interested in just being one of the hundreds or thousands of "friends" you have and have never spoke to. I will not add strangers who do not at least make an attempt to message me first.
Including, but not limited to: Mindless Self Indulgence, Badly Drawn Boy, Coldplay, Damien Rice, David Grey, The Doors, Elvis Costello, Garbage, Elliot Smith, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Kidney Thieves, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, Poe, Raidohead, Rufus Wainwright, Stabbing Westward, The Cure, The White Stripes, Snake River Conspiracy
Amelie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dogma (anything Kevin Smith), Death to Smoochy, Fight club, Finding Nemo, Murder By Numbers, Clockwork Orange, Anything John Waters, Anything Christopher Guest
Darkwing Duck, Mystery Science Theater, Strangers with Candy, Gilmore Girls (fuck you, it's funny), Buffy, Angel, Coupling, So Graham Norton
Anything David Seradis
Christopher Walken
Me: I want to be Christopher Walken when I grow up.
Friend: [nodding/laughing] That's very original.
Me: Nah uh. Christopher Walken already did it.