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Rachel

I am here for Friends

About Me

Who out there hates trying to describe themselves? Yeah, me too. There are lots of ploys I could use to lure you into my friendship, but I'd rather not. Message me if you like. Don't if you'd prefer not to. It's that simple.
On to the randomness:
Most of my pictures are old, but most of them have been fiddled with in photoshop anyway.
I like it when ugly people post pictures of themselves, because you know that's what they really look like and they're not just pretending to be someone else.
I loved Alf, but his cat eating always made me sad.
I'd probably be more goth if I weren't so lazy.
I'd probably be more scene if I knew more about music.
I'd probably be more punk if real punk weren't dead.
I'd probably be more preppy if I were more masochistic.
I'd probably be more stoner if I could stand the smoke.
I'd probably be more emo if I could stand the crying.
I'd probably be more ghetto if I weren't such an awkward white kid.
I'd probably be more happy if I could stop thinking about labels.
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I'm really a lot nicer and more friendly than this would lead you to believe, but I'm too lazy to prove it.

My Interests

Morgan Freeman's freckles, Edward Norton, warm happy naps with someone you love, improvisational xylophone music, touching paul Bellini, jig-saw puzzle photography, freshly cut nails, kissing at red lights, viewers like you

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a 3 foot Korean midget with a 12 inch penis, purple hair, at least 7 piercings not visible when fully clothed, and a trust fund. Male or female is fine. I'm not picky.

And of course, Debbie:

Because she's a huge dork, and would appreciate being on this list =P

if you have a picture of yourself topless uploaded to show off you hot bod please go choke on your ego and die

But seriously, someone who actually sends a few messages at talks to me before requesting I add them as a friend. I DON'T KNOW YOU! And I'm not really interested in just being one of the hundreds or thousands of "friends" you have and have never spoke to. I will not add strangers who do not at least make an attempt to message me first.

Music:

Including, but not limited to: Mindless Self Indulgence, Badly Drawn Boy, Coldplay, Damien Rice, David Grey, The Doors, Elvis Costello, Garbage, Elliot Smith, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Kidney Thieves, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, Poe, Raidohead, Rufus Wainwright, Stabbing Westward, The Cure, The White Stripes, Snake River Conspiracy

Movies:

Amelie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dogma (anything Kevin Smith), Death to Smoochy, Fight club, Finding Nemo, Murder By Numbers, Clockwork Orange, Anything John Waters, Anything Christopher Guest

Television:

Darkwing Duck, Mystery Science Theater, Strangers with Candy, Gilmore Girls (fuck you, it's funny), Buffy, Angel, Coupling, So Graham Norton

Books:

Anything David Seradis

Heroes:

Christopher Walken

Me: I want to be Christopher Walken when I grow up.
Friend: [nodding/laughing] That's very original.
Me: Nah uh. Christopher Walken already did it.