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About Me

The Man in the Moon has a scary grin. I have a picture of a buffalo turd.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Linda again. Linda, and dozens and dozens of flying, screaming clowns.

My Blog

I can't stand...

I can't stand the way I feel right now. And yet the thought of the possibility of feeling any other way fills me with horror. That's it.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Newly discovered likes and dislikes for today, February 28th, in the Year of Our Lord 2007

newly discovered likes: 1) pirate band-aids. also band-aids that have been created to look, in an admirably disgusting way, like strips of fatty bacon. 2) random & farcical (yet engaging) spelling ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:40:00 GMT

An Unsuccessful Void

Today I went to the mall for a speech recognition study.  Afterward, I spent some of my new cash moneys in the Food Court.  As I sat there eating, I suddenly felt strongly as if I was going ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Rock paper scissors

Having discovered last night the joys of full-contact rock paper scissors, my arms are today a mass of welts and bruises.  As always, it is the small things that continue to give life meaning.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Champion of Science

In lieu of a job, I have been selling myself to research studies for small amounts of cash money.  The day before yesterday I was covered with electrodes by 9:30 AM.  This is OK with me so f...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:13:00 GMT

Leisure is bad

Warm behind glassI long for a reasonto shiver outside
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:54:00 GMT

blog

what am i doing?  writing a blog?  what is this shit?  nevermind, bad idea.  i've only been back in the usa for 6 days.  do i really have so little to do with my life?  w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:27:00 GMT

How I use my minutes

I just put 25 minutes of work into my myspace adding new photos, bringing the total number of minutes dedicated to myspace up to about 37.  I look forward to wasting more minutes in the future as...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 16:10:00 GMT