Jimbo

I'm the coolest nerd I know. Well, this one dude Vasuvious, he's pretty fucking cool, but apart from him I'm it. Okay, maybe I'm a touch vain, but my bosses keep telling me that I have to sell myself if I'm going to make it in this consulting business. So, I picked up a guitar in Australia and while I'm no Ben Harper but I think I have potential. I mean I don't have any aspirations of singing opera or even getting a gig at a not-so-reputable nyc hole in the ground, but so long as I can keep a group of super drunk people entertained I'm happy. Back in the day (up until about two weeks ago) I was a decent athelete, but my body is becoming more and more gimpy by the day. So much for my career as a pro fusballer. Um, er, that's about the size of it. If you've got anything intelectual-like on your brain shoot me a note and I'll see if I can come up with something entertaining for you. Sharp wit turns my crank.