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Maxwell's House

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About Me


I'm energetic, spastic, and I ponder a lot. I smoke a lot, I love music, I live for new experiences and thrills, I'm a space cadet, I read a lot, and i love to watch TV. Some people think I'm weird, some people think I'm the coolest thing since jello. I love horses, and I would be totally tearing it up if I could just get on some snow. Fake people suck. I love cooking, dislike vegetarians and have nothing but contempt for vegans. half the time I'm not sure of myself, the other half I am. I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of growing old. I love the fact that I'm in shape and though I might not be able to school you in sports I can still bike a marathon, chain-smoking. I want to go skydiving, cause it's one of the extreme sports thingies i haven't been able to do yet. It ranks right up there next to left-handed extreme underwater basketweaving. And beating up a shark.
Name: Max
Birthdate: 11/06/88
Birthplace: Annapolis, MD
Current Location: ditto
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 146
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: shoulder
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: aight
FAVORITES
Food: whatever's good
Candy: it's mine!
Number: 6
Color: blue
Animal: josie
Drink: coke
Alcohol Drink: BEER
Bagel: random...?
Letter: umm S?
Body Part on Opposite sex: tummy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: don't care
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mickey D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: tough one
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: both please
Dog or Cat: either
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: spring & winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love...duh.
YOUR...
Bedtime: 1-2ish
Most Missed Memory: nantucket
Best phyiscal feature: legs
First Thought Waking Up: SLEEP.
Goal for this year: have fun, make money so i can keep doing it
Best Friends: you guys rock
Weakness: sub-zero temperatures
Fears: caterpillars
Heritage: german, scottish, cherokee
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: daily
Pot: yep
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: so lovely
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yup
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: vibrant whatever
Favorite Hair Color: whatever suits
Short or Long: ditto, pref long
Height: shorter than me
Style: her's
Looks or Personality: both, but hopefully more personality
Hot or Cute find a medium
Drugs and Alcohol: yep
Muscular or Really Skinny: healthy, no anorexia please
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: old, ripe, and without a parachute
Been to the Mall Lately: nah
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: no way
Do you think your Attractive: i guess
Believe in Yourself: on a good day
Want to go to College: eventually
Do you Smoke: already asked this
Do you Drink: yep
Shower Daily: if i'm dirty, so yes
Been in Love: blissfully
Do you Sing: yup
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: someday
Have your future kids names planned out: creepy...?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late
Hate anyone: nah
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anybody I don't know yet

My Blog

nicotine-induced rant

college life is a big, spiky, hairy (only slightly, with little patches all around its noggin) beastie. and it has the voice of every goddamn pissant over-the-top vegan or pretentious celebrity&n...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:57:00 GMT

yum.

    chocolate crossiants never tasted so good.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:21:00 GMT

why worry?

Why Worry?There are only two things to worry about;Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;But if you are sick, ther are only two things to worry abou...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:38:00 GMT