"DOT DOT, DASH DASH, ME" ~ Anthony Cumia profile picture

"DOT DOT, DASH DASH, ME" ~ Anthony Cumia

Tell 'em Fred...Tell 'em I'm full of doggie dunk. Whoo-Whoo!

About Me

I'm a wackyass, firstclass, jokester who loves to have a good time and doesn't take life too seriously. I like to write and perform comedy, as I enjoy making people unexpectedly tinkle, tee hee hee. I have a great job that affords me the opportunity to pursue my hobbies and interests while having a nice work/life balance. I'm pretty lucky. I'm a HUGE Mets fan, as I've become an expert at having my World Series hopes pissed on. When I'm not working, I can be found listening to Opie and Anthony (Anthony is so funny, he gives me the squirts, tee hee hee), watching cheesy TV shows, working out, and being a silly ass.

My Interests

Writing/performing comedy, Taking classes at the Upright Citizens Brigade, Opie and Anthony, Baseball, watching TV, and flicking boogers at unsuspecting passersby.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh! Someone who doesn't take life TOO SERIOUSLY, yet has enough initiative and drive to want to be someone. No, you don't have to be a lawyer or a doctor, just someone who has goals to make a better life for themselves. I'd like to meet someone who is positive and upbeat, not high maintenance, who can totally have a good time for under 10 bucks (I don't mean being a cheap hooker, I mean renting a movie and staying in), someone who enjoys life, is spontaneous, into fitness (don't have to be ms. universe, but also can't be a slob either), someone who doesn't mind sports (someone who is into them would be ideal, but hey, I'm a realist)...basically someone who is easygoing,laid back and up for fun.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band (My All Time Fav), Classic Rock, (Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd), Van Halen (Both David Lee and Sammy), 80's music (I forgot. Is it cool again to admit you listen to 80's music?), and pretty much various songs of various rock bands, since most rock bands today aren't good enough to produce more than a couple of good songs.

Movies:

American Pie's (The funniest movies ever made), There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Three Amigos, The Chevy Chase Vacation Movies (The Walley World one gives me the squirts), those are my all time favs, too many more to mention. I like some scary movies too, although you don't really see "scary" movies these days. They're predictable and cliche, so therefore, if I really want to risk having an unexpected visit by the angel of death, i'll watch The Shining, alone, at night. Yeah, that gets my heart out of a normal rhythm. But, for the most part, it's all about the comedies.

Television:

I love to laugh, so this is a no brainer. FRIENDS (Greatest sitcom ever), Will and Grace (A close second), Sex and the City (Yeah, Yeah, I'm a guy, I know. Save it.), Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Vh1 "I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's", hell, ANYTHING on Vh1, The Real World, and The Osbournes. As for some dramatic stuff... The Sopranos, TLC's health shows, and The Biography channel on occassion. Oh, and the Cartoon Network when they show old school cartoons. Thundercats, He-Man, The Chipmunks, and Bugs Bunny.

Books:

Eh, books? Mostly biographies of athletes, sports teams, and stories about television shows. Television dominates my down time, that is, when I'm not playing sports. I love talk radio, especially Opie and Anthony (second mention in this profile. I REALLY love O & A).

Heroes:

Ryan White. He was a hemophiliac who contracted AIDS through a blood transfusion back in the 1980's. He was just a kid then. Not backing down from public scrutiny, he stood up and fought for the right to attend school just like any other kid. That took guts. He's definitely a hero of mine.

My Blog

15 QUESTIONS

15 Questions.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one wo...
Posted by "DOT DOT, DASH DASH, ME" ~ Anthony Cumia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TAKE THIS SILLY QUIZ...

Reply to me with your answers, then copy and repost as your own bulletin so you can find out what your friends think about you.1.Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Fave Movie:5. Fave Song:6. Fave Band:...
Posted by "DOT DOT, DASH DASH, ME" ~ Anthony Cumia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST