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Clarabelle Cow

Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

About Me

Well, I'm a college graduate, but you wouldn't know with some of the stupid things I say and do. I have almost no ambition, which is probably why I have no idea what I want to do with my life (and why I have loads of art projects just sitting around, waiting for me to finish them). I need to hire someone to repeatedly poke me with a cattle prod to get me going...Maybe I just need to put away the Romance Novels and focus on the real world. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 Take the quiz: "Which Character from Napoleon Dynamite are you?"

Deb
Your are Deb!!!You are a cool person and are very entertaining!!!! Your friends love you because you are true and unique!!!!Beleive in yourself and you will go far!!! Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com! Take the quiz: "What Disney Princess Are You?"

Cinderella
You clean, cook, and try to please your family. Dont worry the fairy godmum is on her way...
You Belong in 1966
1966 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You Are 13 Years Old
13 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/pruesclues/1062572132_ esiamchris.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8d9c870)"
Chris
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Claire
Birthday: January 10, 1985
Birthplace: Long Beach, CA
Current Location: Reno, NV
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right!
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, Russian, Swiss, etc.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birkies
Your Weakness: a good romance novel :)
Your Fears: heights, spiders, bees
Your Perfect Pizza: olive and mushroom, lots of cheese, crunchy crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just make it through the year. . .
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: does the smiley face count?
Thoughts First Waking Up: ech. . .I hate mornings. . .
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes?
Your Bedtime: 9:30, ideally . . .
Your Most Missed Memory: Yosemite
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither . . . I make my own iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea!
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: In my head, yes
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: hehe. . . usually
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: I AM in college
Do you want to get Married: maybe. . .
Do you belive in yourself: occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when reading in a car
Do you think you are Attractive: not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: definitely not
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love em!
Do you play an Instrument: the piano, badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ick
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole toilet paper from my mom . . .
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: preferably, peacefully and quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy (and Spain)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: I don't know
Best Clothing Style: as long as it doesn't look like they just lost 400 lbs, that's okay
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal ones? 0 legal ones? at least 6
Number of CDs I own: 25?
Number of Piercings: 0, bad experience I'd rather not relive
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't count em, but there are a few
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Your Cereal Personality:
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As soon as spelling becomes cool again, you will make a comeback as a cereal. You are probably the most boring of the sugary cereals. You don't even come close to the likes of Franken Berry or Sugar Smacks. You are about as popular as a spelling bee... for breakfast.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Light Beetle
Your Superpower is Mystic
Your Weakness is Fish
Your Weapon is Your Atomic Nunchucks
Your Mode of Transportation is Submarine What's your Superhero Name? MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

Baseball, softball, television, movies, art, anything weird, reading, the 80's, laying on the grass when its warm outside, cats (especially mine), Keds, Converse, shoes in general, socks (so I guess feet), Barbie dolls
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, George Clooney, Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Salvador Dali (even though he's dead, he seems cool), Bill Clinton, FEDERICO GARCIA LORCA

Music:

80's, Springsteen, Blondie, the Kinks, Adam Green . . . anything weird and wonderful

Movies:

Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, My Best Friends Wedding, Billy Madison, Anchorman, Zoolander, Ocean's Eleven, The Care Bear Movie, Habla Con Ella, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, The Women, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, how could I forget A League of Their Own . . geez! And then there's the Star Wars movies. . . all of them, My Fair Lady, West Side Story, Lord of the Rings (yes, I saw the first one 7 times!). . . ooh! and Cinderella (but not the Brandy version, that one makes me angry)

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Seinfeld, Friends, ER, The OC, Malcolm in the Middle, Simpsons, Family Guy, Will and Grace, Scrubs
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Books:

Good Omens, A Wrinkle in Time, Ender's Game, Slaughterhouse V, The Nanny Diaries, Emma, Of Love and Other Demons, Girl With a Pearl Earring, The Hobbit, Bunnicula, the Ramona books, Socks (my very first book), The Picture of Dorian Gray, Smut...

Heroes:

Bob Ross, Bruce Springsteen, Fred Rogers, Federico García Lorca (Uncle Rico, to some), St. Therese . . .

My Blog

What is this world coming to?

So, I was recently reminded that my favorite Sesame Street character has been corrupted and defiled and changed into something he's not.  Yes, that's right, the Cookie Monster is now the Vegetabl...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

I have a bone to pick with Disney!

I hate that these idiots at Disney keep making sequels to the classics!!!!!  What kind of sick joke is that!!!!!!!!  First they did Lion King 2, which was okay, I guess there could have been...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST

:( Almost time to go home!

Okay, so my time in Spain is almost completely up and I'm sad. . .but I'm not.  Maybe it's my short attention span but, as much as love, love, love it here, I'm ready for something else.  I ...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:21:00 PST

just seven more days. . . .

It's just seven more days for me till I go far, far away to Madrid.  I'm really nervous and I stopped wanting to go a while ago, but I'll get over that once I get there.  I really wish at le...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:04:00 PST

Decluttered room = Decluttered mind

Yes, that's right, I cleaned my room!!! Since this is the sort of thing that only happens like 3 times a year, I thought I'd let everyone know. Plus, I'm trying to do anything I can to avoid studying ...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm still not on school mode!

I seriously think spring break should be 2 weeks! I would be perfectly willing to sacrifice a week of my summer in exchange for that, thank you very much!! Maybe my break would have been slightly more...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grrrr . . .

It's only Tuesday but it feels like it should be Friday!! This is just a bad week! I need a bubble bath! And, now that I'm done complaining, let me just say that I don't care anymore if spring brea...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What to do . . .

Okay, so all of a sudden I've gotten all my tests out of the way for at least another week, plus there's no homework because all its been is tests and essays, and now I have no idea what to do . . . I...
Posted by Clarabelle Cow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST