Take that Bill Gates! |
Never buy an Xbox 360.There, I said it. And I'm not kidding, never, ever, nerver buy one. I've never had more problems with any type of electronics in my life. If I owned a space shuttle built in the ...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:09:00 PST |
Isn't "blog" the sound a turd makes when it hits the water? |
Goals, plans, hopes.
Man...
I just finished reading alot of my blogs over again for the first time in a while. And jesus am i gay. "How gay?" you may be asking yourself. I even had to delete one, th...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST |
wankin’ |
im totally sitting at jeremy's computer jackin it right now.
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST |
Nothin, really. |
Well, it's about 3 in the morning. I'm a little drunk, kinda tired and definitely delirious. Got a wicked headache raping the back of my eyes and forehead. It seems I only post blogs under such condit...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST |
bored |
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan... im bored. no real point to this blog, just typing to hear the noise, i suppose. just felt like typing, ok? so lay off!
who am i kidding, no one reads these.
BLAH
&nb...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST |
311 beotch |
man... i had a fucking blast in memphis this past weekend. i dont remember much, but i know it was fun. me and trevor got to see 311, and the wailers... the motherfucking wailers. as in bob marley, du...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:10:00 PST |
hmmmm.... |
i can never think of a good subject... anyway, i finally get to go see 311! yay me! im so cool. ive been waiting almost 10 years to see this damn band, and finally luck is on my side. get to go to mem...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST |
internet-less |
hopefully.......... SOON.......... D.E.R.F. and i will have the internet at the new place. so for all of you missing me (all 2[maybe] of you), i shall return as soon as possible. bitches.
Niiii...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST |
sweaty balls |
SUMMERS HERE!!! thanks to jesse for reminding me how much i FUCKING HATE SUMMER! its so hot....
conklin out!
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST |
well, well, well |
well, well, well.... again. im sick. well, getting better, but still slightly sick. in case you bastards care. had a good easter, hows bout you? what? speak up, idiot!
well, i got to see my parents an...
Posted by Dickshitter McFartcock on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:24:00 PST |
