Well where to begin? Even if I could think of the best way to describe me that would accurately portray who I am, I would forget every word of it the instant I sat behind the keyboard. I think of it as the music store dilemma. Have you ever happened into a music store to browse or whatever (OK I know that some you younger folks on this Myspace thing probably don’t even know what a record store looks like, SHAME SHAME) and all of a sudden you can’t for the life of you think of anything that you would want to get? It’s a total brainfart. That is pretty much me. I live my life in a series of brainfarts.
So yeah I really am into music. All kinds. It just has to be good. And it has to be good by my standards which are really actually very particular but I really don’t know how I could describe the very meticulous formula I would use to judge whether or not I think a song or bands totally rocks or completely sucks ass. You’ll just have to trust my judgment. It’s tried and true.
I also really like silence too when I can actually experience it without the deafening ringing in my ears from being blasted with noise most of the time.
I hit stuff with sticks. That’s my instrument. I’ve been doing it since the earth just started to cool. It pretty much is one of the funnest things to do.
Camping and canoeing are fun. Really any outdoor activity where you can drink beer I'll pretty much be up for.
I like stand up comedy, puppies and kitties, go carts, sushi, dark chocolate, karaoke (I've got to be in the mood though), Discovery and History Channel, backyard barbecues, being in the studio, drawing abstract stuff, road trips, and good stories.
Did I mention beer?
You notice that one of the categories you can select on here is Proud Parent?
What if you happen to be a parent but really aren’t proud of it. You’re setting up your Myspace page and it asks you the question and You really want to select “Disgruntled Parent†or “Parent by complete accident because I was going to pull out but I really just couldn’t and now I’ve got this demon spawn hell child who happens to be tormenting me at this very momentâ€. Next time try a condom. They work well.
Actually I probably came off as a little harsh there. I really like kids. Not in that “I have to register if I move to your neighborhood†sort of way but I just think they are pretty cool. I like that they haven’t had a chance to get too tainted by this world yet. They can remain idealistic and imaginative.
I can’t juggle.
I have a tendency to be a bit of a smart ass some of the time. I apologize in advance. Because I wrote this that means that I now have Carte Blanche. You have no right to be annoyed with me. It’s like Diplomatic Immunity for a mouthy drunk.
Imagine how annoying it would be if books had pop up ads.
Anything I write after this point would be a complete waste of your time to read. Even more so than what I’ve written before.
Forget it. I’m not writing anything else. I guess you’ll just have to meet me in the real world.
Oh yeah, anybody that knows of any good websites to kill some time let me know. I gotta have something to do at work.
If you look at my Contact Table on this page you'll notice that whoever made it spelled Forward wrong.
I don't mind text messages but you can't use the text lingo if you send me a messege. My father drilled me about proper grammar and damnit I will enforce that to whoever communicates with me. Plus it makes you come across as a 14 year old.
Why are you still reading this. I told you that it was pointless.Right now I play drums for The Belted Galloways, Peeled Alive, Wisco, and occasionally SquibHere are a few bands (you've never heard of) that I've played with over the years: The Hollow Point, The Appreciates?!?, Dynamic Dan and the Master Plan, Anonymous, Helva, Trainwreck, Stop Sign Red, John Snell X, Big Bad Mama Jama, Drowned Sound System, Fetal Position, Az Iz, Pablo P w/ Roots and Reality, Goofus, Ishido, and Ditch Bill.
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