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About Me

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"Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past:
The mischief is that 'twill not last.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Then I saw the morning sky:
Heigho, the tale was all a lie;
The world, it was the old world yet,
I was I, my things were wet,
And nothing now remained to do
But begin the game anew."
AE Housman, A Shropshire Lad, LXII
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60% General American English
20% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
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My Interests

Dharma

I'd like to meet:

zealots, addicts, poets, prostitutes, Amy Sedaris, you

Music:

Archers of Loaf, Built to Spill, Tortoise, Explosions in the Sky, Wagner, Miles Davis, The Smiths, Son Volt, Gram Parsons, Neil Young, Joy Division, "off the wall" and "thriller" era Michael Jackson, Jethro Tull, Misfits, moody atmospheric type shit, Son House, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Robert Johnson, Radiohead, Alice Donut, Mudhoney, clinging to Nirvana although most of it now sounds dated, Sonic Youth, Pavement, Morphine, Bob Dylan...

Movies:

Miller's Crossing(pretty much all Coen brothers' stuff rules, but this is the best), My Own Private Idaho, Dead Man, The Thin Red Line, Sling Blade, Amadeus, Blade Runner (Director's cut), Drugstore Cowboy, Watership Down, the analog Star Wars trilogy, Deuce Bigalow 2

Television:

I love all the same mind-numbingly stupid crap you like.

Books:

Fuck books! Watch TV!

Heroes:

Heroism is dead.

My Blog

Turn signals

Listen, O Austinites: learn to use a fucking turn signal. I am serious here, people. If you are at a 4 way stop and intend to turn left, your automobile comes factory equipped with a device to advise ...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

30 secrets about yourself

::.30 SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF.::.30 secrets about yourself...1.What does your Myspace Name MEAN?There is a character in _Infinite Jest_ by David Foster Wallace who calls his penis "The Ferocious Hog"2....
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

the ides of octember

not quite. seven days until the ides, or is it 11. fucking romans. so, here we are at this science-fictiony date of 2006. where are the space colonies? where is the terraforming and federation of plan...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

CLOG

He was the brand of ass that knew not his Israel.Fuck all this, said the ostensible narrator. i am going to show you the real underbelly of common sense. what it does to young girls. how it is ultimat...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST

arma virumque cano

So the thing about "seasoning to taste" is, taking a little taste of something is a completely different experience than eating a big-ass plate of it.I say this as I eat some leftover penne rustica fr...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

ever since my accident

So, today, mere hours ago, i finished my work.Now, I am drinking a fine beer made by french nucks called "`La Fin du Monde"Which perhaps I have misspelled, because I don't speak french. As a proud Lat...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

spring broken

Well, I just got back from Ruidoso, NM. Wherat I visited my cousin Josh, for those of you who know him. The interesting part of today was the part where we drove through a terrific thunderstorm betwee...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:42:00 PST

Summer. In spring. Because it was Spring in winter. and Fall.

So it's like 90 degrees of Farenheit here in the ATX today. And it really fucking blows. Also, I hate my job. Can I get a witness? I said, can I get a witness? Can I get one more wit-ness? Can I get a...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

The Square of Opposition

Verily, I say unto thee, eat not at Red Lobster. It will do a number on thine bowels. I don't intend to blog here, or anywhere. But if I did, it would be over on livejournal. This place is strictly fo...
Posted by Ferocious Hog on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:09:00 PST