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Josh from Brazil

Fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens.........and waits

About Me


Honestly, I think I wanna start up a singing career with Gsa Gsa Gabor in Las Vegas. We would sing lounge music in old upscale all night bars, where the felt wall papering has cracks and the scent of faded dreams still have a faint odor. But that will problably not happen.
Also, what the fuck is a blurb?

My Blog

monkeys and more

So I'm sitting here at work, listening to some tunes, when 'Jane Says' gets played on the radio.  I sit here and think to myself that I really don't like Jane's Addiction.  Aside from the wa...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

I like pie

Yipes, so I bought this apple pie thingy from the vending machine...true story...  Anyways, I opened it and it was all sticky.  As trivial to the common man as it may be, I like my pies non ...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

yeah

I just got paid like $90 to give 15 minutes worth of opinions, clean for 45 minutes and read funny stuff on the internet.  I own.
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:26:00 PST

Smurfs don't lay eggs, I think

Ok, so I was watching this cartoon once.  In it, the characters were discussing smurfs.  I'm talking deep here...So the question is, are smurfs insects or mammals?  Seems a crazy questi...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:31:00 PST

zombies and more

I had this crazy nightmare, not dream, but a nightmare...  There were zombies everywhere.  To become one, all you had to do was be bitten by one.  The usual I guess.  I actual...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:21:00 PST

click here to meet sexy singles in your area!

I got me a new ride, finally: 02' Sentra Se-R.  Its pretty tight.  A lil too fast for someone who got thier license taken away for 7 tickets in 6 months, but I think i can be good.  I t...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:13:00 PST

manwich, bitch!

For those of you who get down with the manwich, lemmie here ya say uhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:13:00 PST

strange

I went two years maybe having one or two dreams the whole time.  Now I have multiple dreams on a nightly basis...wierd ones.  What does it mean, I wonder?  I sometimes dream about place...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:13:00 PST

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its lonely out here...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:03:00 PST

the stand off

So, I was hurling myself at the highest of speeds through the darkness with my great traveling machine...nowhereWhen a deer...nay...a buck, decided to step out in front of me.  He came ...
Posted by Josh from Brazil on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:37:00 PST