remember those kids who ate glue? |
my fingers are covered in super glue. i barely spared them from some serious stickage.my room is so warm all the time that my cheap wal-mart super glue has melted; thus, my jewelry making has been sta...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:58:00 PST |
starbucks is for crackheads |
i swear the caffeine content is twice that of regular coffee.
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST |
Gnomes |
Once, in my house, in my personal bathroom, my toilet broke. I don't mess with broken waste receptors. So I put a copy of Carl Saagan's "Cosmos" on the seat, which was closed, to remind myself, and ot...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST |
Shklovsky says |
I have the ability to defamiliarize the familiar; therefore, according to Shklovsky, my life is literature.And therefore, it is beautiful.
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST |
Fact |
Coffee is a friend. & sometimes an enemy.That girl over there might very well be tripping.Bathing is overrated. Washing your hands is not.Procrastinating sucks.Never put keys in your mouth.Dollar menu...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:03:00 PST |
Lemonade - 25 cents |
I felt old-school today for running with a CD player and wrap around headphones. which amuses me. Because that hardly qualifies as retro . . . yet it kinda is. The time of walkmans came and went and h...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:02:00 PST |
More kitty love |
So Starbucks, "our" cat, mysteriously disappeared shortly after I fell in love with her. But it seems that fate has repaid me, times two. A stranger in a white car dropped off 3 cats at Justin's. 2 of...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:54:00 PST |
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. " |
For any Mitch fans out there...or people who enjoy laughing... "I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt. There is no need for that, man. I'll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST |
Brought to you courtesy of . . . |
My Mind's EyeIt's ever active; always pondering, remembering, or dreamingSo powerful, capable of the unimaginableYet so...not.No matter how hard I think, its still a thoughtIntangible, a mere cause o...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST |
i'm in love with a kitty |
for the past week this adorable little cat has been gracing us with her presence in the garage. you know, i've never been a fan of cats. actually, i was always really ANTI cats. they always seemed so ...
Posted by Cordelia Potts on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST |
