My name is Sheriff John Bunnell if there is something that I love, it's JUSTICE. I was a a sheriff's deputy for the Multnomah County Sheriff for over 25 years and I was even the Multnomah County Sheriff for 3 whole months!
I also hosted the greatest show on television, World's Wildest Police Videos, now in syndication on SpikeTV. All people should watch that show because it teaches them what happens when good people are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. It truly is educational television.
I am also a master of witty one-liners such as "Driving is a privilege, unless you abuse it. Then it becomes the RIGHT...to remain silent."
Everyone should listen to me because I am the greatest cop that ever lived. Crooks avoid the law, but they RUN from the Sheriff!!
