john

About Me

The names Ralphs....... John Ralphs (o im too funny) although if u fancy mixing it about a bit I'm easy for most names; JR, J Rizzle, John Paul or my special people call me Gay boy.. :) Im a happy guy always up for some fun fun fun whether thats chilling with my friends, going out raving, playing bit of most sports or just being weird! Yeah I like my sports, faves gotta be the good ol' Connect 4 closely followed by picking my nose. Jks! the gyms always good, golf, tennis, taekwondo (ye never gonna let it go that I am black tab in that one hehe) anything pretty much Im easy. Im just an easy going guy! Im a true Newcastle fan Ive got high hopes for them this year too. But nothing more important than my family, just spent 4 amazing weeks with most of them in the Philippines couldnt ask for more. But now you can find me in sunny salford, been here 6 years now after I moved from Rhyl. Good times there! Im a lil bit Spanish too got family all over the world really so just call me Julio. Erego, I think Im quite an interesting guy, here for my friends and everything else. If you wanna make me smile then 'DO IT' im a friendly guy so if u wanna chat then bring it on! peace guyz! xxxxx O and Im an excellent thief catcher, took a few down in my time, been shot a few times (only in the ass tho so its all good)buns of steel! :D

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My Interests

football-- preferably newcastle united good things r happening guys im feelin we gona surprise a few ppl,big sam is d man im tellin ya. i love my music i love 2 just get in, lounge on my bed n just listen 2 sum quality tunes as i lay there tinkin bout life. i like my sport nufin better thn breaking a real sweat n tinkin bout tht half time drink n hw tht first swig will satisfy all ur pleasures n solve all ur problems in life, nufin better thn an ice cold beverage, orange cordial all d way or perhaps a diet cherry coke if im treatin myself!! HEY word up 2 my baby H 2 d 'OLLY, my lil freak n partner in crime. yea we all know she can dance, yea i know im a lucky bastard, dnt u tink i know? we hang we chill shes all that and a bag of chips. shes like d funniest person eva, shes so stupid, she my gal!! u knw how it is, gtz 2 keep d lady entertained, bt she does tht 4 me, d tings we get up 2, d illegal tings ;) just playin folks, we iz d biggest geeks 2geva, but thts how we roll, gtz 2 keep it real, cnt keep my hands off d sexy blonde tang. im so happy n its all becoz of my conswayla n we'l alwayz have d moments, shes prob gna blush but nt as much as wen she wlked out of dem toilets 'supposed 2 b for children' oooo holly sooooo nt kwl!! shout out 2 d originale Holly brrrrrrap xxx

I'd like to meet:

arnold schwarzenegger.. come on how cool would that be? jessica alba-- sexy bum

Music:

rnb hip hop indie.. craaaaaaaig david (sexual) the game eminem justin timberlake timbaland norah jones snow patrol killers stevie wonder marvin gaye (cheers hussein)

Movies:

Every single film thats ever been out pretty much.. haha but favourites have got to be.. Lion King :) one of the all time classics! the matrix trilogy, pulp fiction, good will hunting, the untouchables, face/off

Television:

family guy!!! king of queens, lost, MatchOfTheDay shame its on sat nights tho when Im prostituting :(

Books:

da vinci code, bravo two zero, to kill a mockingbird and a few intellectual reads like articles about ingrowing ass hair. like to broaden the mind.

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