I grew up as a Jew. Me and Ann Frank had something going on. Then she died in the oven. That sucked. Later I got melested By Skeletor from He-man. That was wierd, he is made of bone. I enjoy materbating to the home and garden magazines. Some days I eat grass. I miss slavery. What happened to Tom Cruise? Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? I heard she got raped by wolves. I love the movie Aladdin. I enjoy going down on hairy, fat, albino, midget, pegged leg, one eyed, east Indian, muslim girls that are on their period and they ran 2 miles on a hot july day. And they are by the earths core and they have not showered in 3 years, 297 days, 41 hours, 22 minutes and 3.5 seconds. They also have to be named Olive Oil. Also I have a small penis but huge balls. One of my balls is bigger than the other. That is wierd. My ideal fantasy is to cum in a fat chicks mouth but as she is swallowing my green spermacide I slit her throat and drink the mixture of her blood and my seamen. That shit is hot. Hey does anyone else still have the foreskin on their penis. I do. I plan to move to south east Honduras and start a sweat shop. I will have 90 year cuban women making me sneakers out of the skin of Inca indians and the pubic hair of tranvestite hookers from east berlin, that grandparents were nazis and also live next to rich jewish lawyers that don't give any money away because they are cheap bastards.More about me. A typical day in my life is like this. I wake up. Scratch my testicles a lot because I think I have crabs. Then I take a shower and rub out some knuckle children. This lasts a little over two minutes. I get dressed and go eat my breakfast which consists of Lucky charms and faucet water. Then I set out to begin my day. Usually in the morning I go to dunkin donuts and get me a coffee. After I get my coffee i see a homeless man that asks for change. I don't give him change i just throw peices of the Jewish Bible at him. I then go to my destination which is school or work. Lets fast foward later in the day. On my home a pass a catholic church. Most of the time I am lucky and I get to catch a priest in action with a young boy or a young male sea turtle depending on the day. Before I go home I stop at a gas station. Thats where I talk to Haji. Yes Haji, the indian from Johnny Quest. You know what we talk about. We talk about the Band Disturbed and the musical greatness that they produce. After My 4 minute talk with Haji I leave and head downtown to go Pay for sex with a 47 year old women with a pegged leg dressed up as a South Korean girl scout. After the 2 minute and 34 second ordeal I leave and tell myself I shouldn't have wore a condom. As I head home I try to run over Mexicans like this is Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. There are to many Mexicans so I am doing the country a service. Then I go home an cry myself to sleep. Before I go to sleep I use my tears as a lubercation for further masturbation.Only this time it lasts for about 3 minutes. That is day in the life of me.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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