Golf and Beer |
Golf Ball Hunt One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine i...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
The beauty of Science |
Medical Benefits A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?" She is following him down the hallway whe...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:42:00 GMT |
Animal Jokes |
Girl and Dog A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can''t make their way out. The little ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:39:00 GMT |
Hollywood Lessons |
Hollywood Lessons 1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, danc...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:38:00 GMT |
Random Assortment of Jokes |
A Brief History Of Medicine I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:34:00 GMT |
Indelible Images |
in·del·i·ble [in-del-uh-buhl]
adjective
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making marks that cannot be erased, removed, or the like: indelible ink. ..>
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that cannot be eliminated, forgotten, changed, or th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:29:00 GMT |
The Difficulty of English |
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1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish the Polish furniture.5) He could l...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
I.Q. Test (Paper and Pen required) |
Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time?
Start.
1) So...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
Helpful Instruction Labels |
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DI...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:50:00 GMT |
The Four Ghosts of the White House |
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
