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Jason "The Paragona of Americana"

You Just Gotta Keep On Living. L-I-V-I-N

About Me

I...Don't really know how to say this...BUT I'm KIND OF A BIG DEAL!!!...I Mean PEOPLE KNOW ME!!!!Your results:
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My Interests

Of all things I am interested in, I'd have to say I'm more interested in people than anything. If you look at all of my hobbies, you'll see that my writing (which takes up most of time) is all about people and their relationships. I love my friends who are a lot like family to me, I love music which is a reflection of life pending on how you look at it. So my interst in a nut shell is people....So if you think you are interesting enough, then please by all means HoLLa at ya boy....However if you happen to be dull, or something that appears to be lost between reality and a Disney Channel show like a lot of girls I went to high school with....Please move yourself on because I just haven't gotten the time for that....Thank youFree Myspace Comments

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Music:

2 Pac, Bone Thugz N Harmony, Dave Matthews Band, Goo Goo Dolls, ShineDown, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Lloyd Banks, Sublime, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Oasis, Metallica, Crossfade, 32 Leaves, and the list goes on and on I love music....Free Myspace Pictures


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Movies:

ScarFace, BoonDocK SainTz, Pirates Of The Carribean, Ocean's 11, RounDerZ, NationaL Lampoon's Senior TriP, Dazed and ConfuZeD, Van Wilder, and There are more but I'm getting tired of typing :)Free Myspace Graphics


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"Ju, know what your problem is PuSSy CaT?....JU DON'T DO NOTHING, Why DOn't YOU GET A JOB? I dunno work with blind kids, deaf kids, leapers, dat kinaa ting, anything beats laying around waiting for me to FUCK you all day."

Television:

The Sopranos, Monday Night Raw, TNA Impact,Family Guy, and CinEMaX PoRn!!!!


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Books:

I don't read books, I write them....Don't worry PuBlIc it will be out very very soon....Patience

Heroes:

My heros are Dave Matthews, Johnny Reznik, Randy Jackson, Alan Romaire, Vincent Marino, Gino Marino, Edge , Shawn Micheals, Scott Hall, My Mother(who has gotten me out of all the shit I put us both through) and the rest of my home boys that I 4 got if I forgot let me know and Ill throw your name somewheres on hereThe Fuckin Guy Who Wrote This Shit, and I quote " The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape . Round IS a shape!"


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A Few Reasons 2 SmiLe

For YouBy;The Paragona of AmericanaJason GreerPrehaps I shouldn't be telling you this.But they say the truth will set you free.Have you ever noticed me looking at you?And wondering what it is I see?As...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:20:00 PST

A Lullaby For The Lost

One day after the other. Yet life never ceases to amaze me. Fighting for your piece of sanity While living in a world that's completley crazy. There are only twenty four hours in everyday Keep in mind...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Death & Taxes

Who ever said the grass was always greener On the other side of the fence? Because if you aint talkin about dollars Then you're not makin any sense. They say money does not buy happiness But it sure a...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

After Thoughts

Why is it no one seems to love you Whenever the chips are down? Life is one big crazy cycle. Watch it everyday, as the world spins around. Just one tiny glance Then suddenly your heart start beating. ...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:45:00 PST

First Few Secondz

Good days and bad daysEmotions get all twisted and twirled.Then suddenly something happens.And now you're having a perfect day in an imperfect world.It's as if someone whispered your dream.Just loud e...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST

Morality Math; Wrong + Wrong =?

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Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

Morality Math; Wrong + Wrong =?

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Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

The Rainy Day Realization

I've never been one to worry. Or at least I don't let it show. But recently I've felt this pain. And for the life of me I can't let it go. I search through the depths of my mind Searching for a reaso...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:50:00 PST

Parenting According to Jason Greer...Like THE JASON GREER

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Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

The Price of Deception

Please tell me the truth Just once is all I ask Leave your smile at the door Because I can see through your mask. They come laughing and smiling Joking and actually pretending. The snake comes bearin...
Posted by Jason "The Paragona of Americana" on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST