I am a cold and flat state, and the home of the SUV driving suburbanite milfs.
If you have a choice, do not visit me between December 1st and April 28th. I am nesting for the winter.
Wikipedia/Minnesota
I like:
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farming, especially corn, soybeans, sugar beets, wheat, & dairy products
deforestation for paper pulp
Food on a stick at the state fair, but nothing to spicy
Lutefisk
going to church on Sunday
denying your right to purchase liquor on Sundays
putting corn in your feul (20% mix of ethanol into consumer gasoline has been mandated since 2005, but I won't make them tell you at the pump like other states)
Ole and Lena Jokes they sure crack me up