Youre Beat!

I'm not the type of guy you want to fuck with. I'm a spiteful mother fucker. Do not criticize me. Do not patronize me. Do not disrespect me. It' a lot easier for you to be on my good side. Trust me.My life is just one stupid drama that no one acknowledges but me. I enjoy my own company. I get my kicks. Yes, most of the time, they are at other's expense.I'm smarter than you.Go ahead, size me up. You can either inult me for it, or learn something from me. I always felt like I knew things that other people should know,too. I always felt like I can do things that other people should be able to do as well. People amazing me sometimes. It's amazing how naive someone can be.Why be my friend? Because it'll make your life easier.Honesty is the best policy, unless you're a dirty fucking liar. I'm pretty hard on myself when it comes to pin pointing my negative attributes but I've come to realize that I am not a liar. Liars make me sick. If you can look someone dead in the eye and lie straight faced, it's a skill. Jealousy is an evil thing. I do not care for anything I don't have. I don't want anything you have. If I want something, I get it. I don't wait around in envy. I will go the extra mile to have a good time. I am not a negative person nor am I a bad person. I love to be spontaneous. I live each day chasing temp highs just to satisfy my needs. I can not sit still.I'm doing a lot with myself and plan on doing much more. I am a published writer. I've writen several scripts, poems, memoirs and reviews. My writing will make you laugh,cry and shit your pants. I've also done improv acting. I've studied film and broadcasting as well. Right now I am bartending for fun and throwing outrageous themed parties.I will love you if you love me. If you respect me, I'll respect you. I respond to postive feedback. I can care less for the negative. If you hate me, I'll be more than happy to hate you too. I will try my best to despise you. If it's easier to hate me, then have your way. Wont make no difference to me.Contrary to most of your thoughts,I am not racist, sexist or prejudice in any way. However, there is a time for me to discriminate every mother fucker that is in my way. So make room. If there isn't room for the two of us, then I suggest you get the fuck out of my way. I am competitive. I can not swallow failure. I'm not an terrible person. I'm an approachable person. Approach me and I will welcome you into my life with open arms. Do not glare at me, give me dirty looks or try to be intimidating. I will eat you alive with no remorse. I'll write you off. I do not need any one person in my life to be happy. I've been by myself for the majority of my years. I was fine before anyone has walked into my life. Yes, I have made mistakes in my life but it's ok because we all have. Sure, I'd love to be able to go back in time and fix them, but I will not dwell on them. I have very few people in my life. I'm very selective when it comes to chosing friends. Most of the closet people in my life appriciate me. If I like you, I like you. It's that simple. I can know someone for 5 minutes and know that I want them in my life. I can also realize when someone is an expendable character in my life.