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The Man of Aluminum

let go of all inhibitions and take flight

About Me

if you really have to talk to me the best idea would probably be to give me a call on my cell.......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon Kelley
Birthday: August 10 1988
Birthplace: Mount Olympus
Current Location: Avondale, PA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish, swedish, transylvainian, and part Bill Nye
The Shoes You Wore Today: Guide Tennie's
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: I fear my own mortality
Your Perfect Pizza: umm any pizza is amazing
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: land a wall flip and add a good 4 feet to my vert. wall run (just did that... hellz yeah)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really im all that often
Thoughts First Waking Up: What? It's time to leave. I guess that means I've got another 30 minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: my buns of steel
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: that time i jumped off a cliff chasing dave ziggler......those were the days
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: no fastfood for me
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how about real ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla....i'm not down with the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: I try to.... and i constantly succeed
Do you Sing: On occasion
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah... with myself
Do you want to go to College: in college
Do you want to get Married: I guess
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on how fast I'm going
Do you think you are Attractive: umm...have you seen me?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: whats not to like...well i guess there's the no power thing
Do you play an Instrument: el zilch o
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: idk
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm off the stuff
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hold on guys i have to meditate...
Ever been called a Tease: actually yeah... I think they were serious too.... but hey it's news to me.
Ever been Beaten up: does a bear shit in the pope's hat
Ever Shoplifted: yea.....i stole a banana hammock
How do you want to Die: Protecting the people i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: beastly.........oh wait i already am
What country would you most like to Visit: Brandonia formerly known as Earth
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: solid gold
Favourite Hair Color: don't really care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: shorter than me
Weight: don't really care as long as their in relatively good shape
Best Clothing Style: as long as it's not freaky as shit....i don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: none... I sold em after I put them on my computer
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I do a lot of Freerunning (Parkour) if you don't know what that is watch this If you want to get into parkour then start small and don't try to do this stuff first. You'll end up killing yourself or at the very least severely injuring yourself. Start with practicing the techniques on this site and work your way up.

I'd like to meet:

A sentient being of my own design..... A.I. .

Music:

Blue Oyster Cult, Styx, AC/DC, Ramones, Rammstein, Celldweller, Darude, Arcade 2600, Bob Marley, The Beegees, Moby, Cyborg K, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Queen, They might be Giants, Fall Out Boy, Gorillaz, The Fray, Kiss, Tenacious D, Wild Mountain Thyme, Bobby McFerrin, Shenaniganz....i don't feel like naming any more

Movies:

Monty Python and anything made by Mel Brooks. 300 is fucking amazing

Television:

Stargate SG-1 (RIP) and Atlantis are like freakin amazing.........Futurama, Family Guy, CSI, FullMetal Alchemist, Trigun, Naruto, School Rumble (Funny as fucking hell), The Boondocks, Venture Brothers, Scrubs and alot of other stuff

Books:

Armor by John Steakly

Heroes:

Lao Tzu and all the guys that started the American parkour movement, here's to apk gods.

My Blog

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Posted by The Man of Aluminum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST