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I am Dan's MySpace.

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About Me

What about me?

My Interests

Art of all sorts, baseball.

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Eat Lead Tracy.

Music:

In no particular order: Bob Dylan, Incubus, Bruce Springsteen, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Rage Against the Machine, April Smith, Keane, The Beatles, Dispatch, Barefoot Truth, State Radio, Ben Kweller, The Postal Service, Umphrey's McGee, Led Zeppelin, Bright Eyes, Steve Vai, Beck, Coheed and Cambria, Third Eye Blind, Dave Matthews Band, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Elliot Smith, Eric Clapton, Cream, Derek and the Dominos, Graham Nash, Crosby Stills & Nash, Queens of the Stone Age, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Soundgarden, Fastball, Spin Doctors, ZOX, Yes, Sublime, Jimmy Eat World

Movies:

Duck Soup, Almost Famous, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Star Wars, Airplane!, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, The Rutles: All You Need is Cash, Big Fish, Sin City, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, This is Spinal Tap, That Thing You Do!, Fight Club, Phantasm, The Fog, Silver Bullet, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story, The Breakfast Club, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, MythBusters, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Comedy Central Presents, the "I Love the" series, The Sarah Silverman Program, Dirty Jobs, Stella, King of the Hill

Books:

Vonnegut, Shepard, Sedaris, Palahniuk, Bradbury

Heroes:

(In no particular order) Chuck Palahniuk, Kevin Smith, Groucho Marx, Paul Simon, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Stanley Kubrick, Cameron Crowe, Bob Dylan, Conor Oberst, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai

My Blog

To all those bitches who ain’t shit but hos and tricks:

    For the love of God, stop saying that you, "live life with no regrets." That's absolutely retarded.     Don't get me wrong; I understand the appeal it must have. By d...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST

A Pathetic Attempt at Freeverse.

Proof that Dan does not do poetry.Bones of trees beneath my feetDo I dare feel empowered?No; I would sooner feel smaller than these,the insects with wild desireto carry on with the snapped and cracked...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:10:00 PST

Untitled Story

    &And the DJ is packing up. Where could she possibly have gone? It couldn't have been more than five minutes ago when she said she was going to use the bathroom. Eleven o'clock, now?...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

School Assignment.

This was an English assignment, and I like it a little. The point of the assignment was to incorporate quotes from Transcendentalists (specifically Emerson and Thoreau) and give it a theme that reflec...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

Poem version of "Hallelujah"

I had to write a poem for my Governor's School application so I morphed that little scene-thing and figured I'd post it for nobody to read."Hallelujah!""Hallelujah!" screamed the homeless man, drunken...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

Revelation, part II

Revelation, part IIOut of the police car steps the Officer, exactly as officers of the law are supposed to look. He is a short, stocky man with a dark mustache whose thickness, as far as he is concern...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

Revelation, part I (Roman numerals make it seem more legit)

Revelation, part IThere will be an optimism in the air on the morning of the apocalypse like spectators have for the home team facing an insurmountable lead-infinite, genuine, trivial. We will all wak...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:27:00 PST

Please look.

This isn't me trying to be a good writer (and failing miserably), this is me blowing some steam. I always complain about mainstream popular music sucking, and it does for the most part, but that's not...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

"Hallelujah!" (Short story)

Give me some feedback. "Hallelujah!"   "Hallelujah!" screams the homeless man. He looks like someone playing a homeless person in a movie, thus, there is no need for description. It isn't import...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

Something I wrote

  Oh God; it's God-- he's good and gone He's packed his things and he's moving on He wants to find out how he came to be Coincidentally, so do we He found it strange that he could arrange A worl...
Posted by I am Dan's MySpace. on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST