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About Me

I'm Daniel
I love music
I have a sick and random sense of humour
I order too much stuff off amazon
I hate babies and young children. They make me feel sick!


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My Blog

Jaw-Watch

Jaw-WatchLionel Richie is believed to have loaned his jaw to multi-talentless Big Brother housemate Darnell."It's his jaw and I believe he can loan it to anyone he wants. He has enough jaw to share wi...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:54:00 GMT

fANTastic! DECtastic!

Ant: "Howay man! Alreet Pet!"Dec: "Wayaye Ant, one lucky winner was picked from the computer! The winner succesfully answered this question correctly:What show do Ant & Dec present?A) Ant & De...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Gary Colemans Diffren Strokes

Gary Coleman's Diff'rent StrokesEach week, the good lord punishes Gary Coleman's z-list celebrity status by striking the once-funny man with a cocktail of blood shortage to the brain..."This week, I'v...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:39:00 GMT

Coltranes Cracker Corner!!!

Coltrane's Cracker Corner!!!To disappoint his fans, Robbie Coltrane gives an update on his cracker-barrel shenanigans... every day!!!"I am currently enjoying this cracker! Yum Yum! Whilst the cheese i...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:28:00 GMT

Competitive Kemps

COMPETITIVE KEMPSThis Week: Bowling with ChildrenRoss Kemp & Martin Kemp went into the AMF in Ilkeston to have a friendly game of bowling with some young kids and although they were just 8 years o...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:04:00 GMT

The Media Quote Awards 2007

Throughout the second year of college, the A2 Media class has by far been a let down... a bit like the Coronation Street storylines, so it comes as no surprise that you have to find amusement in what ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:51:00 GMT

media film pisstake of 1950's romantic comedy. i was bored so i wrote it

One man dared to be different... That man bought a house on a boat... Cary Grant: Houseboat Cary Grant is about to find out that trying to bum an Italian woman in the 1950's film industry... is har...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 15:13:00 GMT