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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mikey P, Michael, Michael-Scott, Mike, MS, Mr Michael
Birthday: The 18th day of October?
Birthplace: Pelhenix, er... EARTH, North America, United States, Pennsylvania, Bever, Beaver Falls, 1412 10th Avenue
Current Location: Earth, North America, United States, Georgia, Dekalb, Atlanta, 455 South Gladstone, Apt 24
Eye Color: Eyes color?
Hair Color: Grey at the age of 18. Time travel tends to do that.
Height: Morning , Afternoon or Evening?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Multi-Ambidextrous. Earth girls love it!
Your Heritage: I could tell you but then I would have to have you atomized.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black
Your Weakness: Chocolate from the place called HERSHEY"S
Your Fears: Mendoficians fear NOTHIING! Oops. Atomize him AND her!
Your Perfect Pizza: Sal's Pizza parlor, Somerset, NJ 1969, 2 slices w/extra cheese, pepperoni and lots of crushed red pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Time is relative, this year doesn't exist .
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Katnu fao!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Reboot"
Your Best Physical Feature: The Penis. I like this Afro human body. Earth girls love it!
Your Bedtime: Whenever escorts, virgins or teenage runaways go missing.
Your Most Missed Memory: 4.2 Gb during a thunderstorm
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on if you mix it with Jaegermeister. What is IN that stuff?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both and Wendy's, Jacks, Mr Bee's, Arthur Treachers, Donato's & Publix Deli Subs
Single or Group Dates: Two or more is better. I'll exhaust one in a couple hours.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, Like Capt. Jean Luc Picard. I like Star Trek. Very realistic.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate from a place called - HERSHEY"S
Cappuccino or Coffee: Half caf decaf mocha-choca-latteya-ya with Lady Marmalade
Do you Smoke: No, I used to smolder but I grew out of it
Do you Swear: .. to speak de' trut' 'n only de' trut' so help I, Jah"
Do you Sing: I can sing in 38 dialtones, simultneously.
Do you Shower Daily: Everyday? Your mineral based 'water" dries my outer husk.
Have you Been in Love: I AM in love; every moment of every day with Marilyn Monroe
Do you want to go to College: Why? What happens there?
Do you want to get Married: I've done that twice and all it got me was divorced.
Do you belive in yourself: ??? On Earth I'm told I should believe in either Yashuweh or Mohammed. A trick question, right?
Do you get Motion Sickness: When you travel at light speed, you barely know you're moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: I produce ten times more pheromones that the average human male. Earth girls love it!
Are you a Health Freak: Freak? Who you callin' a three-legged FREAK!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. They digested well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I CAUSE thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: Electric Bass, Conga, Kalimba, Melodica and the Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Jaegermeister. What's IN that stuff?!
In the past month have you Smoked: Whew! Re-entry is a motherhummer!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. I usually put them IN me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Everytime I step into my clothing closet.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I tried a reverse oreo with Cindy and whats' her name
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I can't remember ALL the names! Suzie, Sushi? I probably did. So what? She a friend of yours?
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I had to reboot twice.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have this porcelain pond inside my dwelling and...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Two virgins and a 6-pack. I put the beer back.
Ever been Drunk: Jaegermeister. What's IN that stuff?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Six minutes, 34 seconds ago
Ever been Beaten up: I was beaten down, never Up.
Ever Shoplifted: Tried once. It was way too heavy.
How do you want to Die: No one WANTS to die, do they?!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Owner of a Quenta-class star cruizer, the Cadillac of interstellar travel
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to revisit Greece and Italy in 1908
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Never seen an eye color before
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, shiny, long
Short or Long Hair: I'm covered in the stuff! Short
Height: In human form, 5'7"
Weight: 155 pounds in Earth Grav
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: How many are there?
Number of CDs I own: I use the new holodisks from Perina Crellis. They're COOL!
Number of Piercings: Left nipple...er, earlobe!
Number of Tattoos: Zero. Don't need 'em when you can shape shift
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. I've gone back and erased them all.
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