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Live every day like it's shark week.

About Me



My Interests

Chelsea Football Club
Warhammer 40k
World of Warcraft
Cigars
Hard Liquor

I'd like to meet:



Quotable Quotes:
"If the American people ever allow the private banks to control this issue of currency first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
- Thomas Jefferson

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
- Albert Einstein

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin

"In this game we played with 10 men but it looked like we had 12. We have a lot of experience of playing with 10 men. It is something we do now and again."
- Jose Mourinho

"A word to the wise is infuriating"
- Hunter Thompson

"It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber"
- Bumper Sticker

"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
- Voltaire

"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces"
- Zapp Brannigan

Music:

The Decemberists
Spoon
Weezer
Sublime
Belle and Sebastian

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
The Big Lebowski
The Royal Tenenbaums
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
John From Cincinnati
Black Books
Futurama
Venture Bros

Books:

Hunter Thompson
Chuck Palahniuk
Robert Jordan
Bill Willingham
Brian K. Vaughan

Heroes:

Spike Spiegel
Zack Galifianakis
Hunter Thompson
John Terry
Winston Churchill