Fuck, fuck, fuck, Mother, mother fuck, Mother, mother fuck, fuck Mother fuck, mother fuck, Noich noich noich, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noich, noich noich Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'... Fifteen bucks, little man, Put that shit in my hand, If that money doesn't show, Then you owe me, owe me, owe, My jungle love, yeah, Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, I think I want to know ya, know ya, Yeah, what?
Sorry I just felt like getting the Jay out of me. Anyways whats up asswipes im John. Im a 21 year old military kid whos lived almost everywhere in America and Europe. I mainly lived on the west coast and now living on the east coast. Its not fun moving casue all the east coast towns ive lived in have very little to do, unklike the west coast theres a shit load to do. But fuck that shit anyways, i've always been considered an asshole to most girls i date, cause they cant take a fucking joke worth shit so its their loss really. I like romantic diners and long walks on the beach as long as im not cooking and if its a small beach caus ei get lazy as whale shit sometimes. Im not goign to get into the specifics of my life cause i dont feel like bitching about it today, but my life has been like a fucking rollercoaster since the day that i was born and it always will be. Well if you thought i was offensive or to vulgar or anything you just dont like about me, let me know i like honesty, cause ill be a good honest asshole back most likely. Well have a good fucking day k
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You scored as Marines. Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).
Marines
100%
Air Force
61%
Army
57%
Navy
43%
Coast Guard
32%
Which branch of the Military are you?
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