D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan"

About Me

I have been many thing's .. a goat hurder in south Lithuania .. a chimney builder off the coast of Transilvania .. a spatula designer for Brazil's 3rd biggest Spatula company "SpatuQuest" .. a teaspoon .. the knees of five of the origional line-up of Andrew loyd Webbers musical, "starlight Express" .. yes , i have been many thing's .. but none of these thing's prepared me for my last role as a bisquit farmer in the vast bisquit farming region of Italy, a largely unknown country just south of france! it was this job that ultimately led me to the belief that .. ultimately .. all this is irelivant .. ultimately, and now i am home once more. In my spare time i tend to listen to something i like to call .. "Music" .. and watch things i call .. "Programs" or "Films" (films for the longer, self contained programs) i prefer to eat Food rather than poisen and i have managed to hold on to all of my fingers and toes and i keep them attached to my hands and feet .. as is customary in many of the stranger parts of the world. Should you wish to know more about my life or the lies i tell, feel free to buy my book .. "Tuna fish .. are they out to get us?" available from all good food canning factories in yorkshire. Failing that message me on here .. or read my blog's!a .... language="javascript"

My Interests

well first and foremost i have a great passion for a Miss Karen "sexpestable" Makey .. other than that I like movies, (goin to and makin' them) - readin' - paintballin' - surviving vampire attacks - i draw cartons (mine has been in print twice) - i like swimming - becoming president of the world within a three feet radius of my garden - loadsa stuff

I'd like to meet:

People who, like me, listen to the voices in their heads, and are prepared to do what they say! after all they've never steered me wrong! (now where is that butcher knife)... ...failing that, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Kate Beckinsale, Katie Melua, Phoebe Cates (she is STILL gorgeous), hmm, cute brunnettes all! dint realise i had a type!

Music:

Anything that ain't R'n feckin' B

Movies:

Ghostbusters - bullit - ferris beulers day off - the great escape - all the usual stuff that a geek likes really

Television:

Anything funny, been watching Adult swim (harvey birdman, brak and such) love spaced, black books is AWESOME (love bill baily) The League of Gentlemen, red dwarf (from my childhood lol!) and most stand up! gaaad theres so much!

Books:

Robert rankin, u should all read "hollow chocolate bunnies off the apocolypse" (how can a book called that not be aces)

Heroes:

Bill Baily - Bill Murrey - Adam Sandler - Will Ferral - anyone from sat nite live - Spike milligan - most stand up - biggest one is gary larson who draws the far side - and me .. obviously .. im amazing

My Blog

"Awww no .. not this again .. i told you Angelina Jolie .. an egg is NOT legal tander in wales"

it was almost four oclock in the morning when the emergency call came through .. and about ten oclock in the morning when i decided to answer it. another in the recent spate of wrestlers impersonating...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

"he was run over by the mr potato head parade" pt 2

Not only had I found out (a day before the king of Wales' arrival) that hell was real, but that it was about the size of a small dolls house (with everything shrunk down, I mean, comparatively you cou...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

"he was run over by the mr potato head parade" pt 1

One week ago this very day, (this very day being Thursday, and one week ago being a Tuesday as the order of the days has once again been changed, a fact that, it appears, is only noticed by me) I deci...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

What? You want to eat a whole tangerine?

Ok, Today I began to wonder about fish, and immediately after 6 hours I stopped because it was boring me. Instead I decided to try and think of something else but I couldn't. All of a sudden, I was st...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

"shit .. i've forgotten to harvest my peanuts"

it all started when I opened the door (I dont usually open the door at all) when I called out to see who it was, the reply came back .. "not a travelling oyster who wants to take you hostage in your o...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST

(ring ring), LEAVE IT, it'l only be jesus again!

As i picked up the phone to see who it was that had been calling me, i realised that it hadn't even been the phon that was ringing, but the doorbell, and it had been ringing off the hook since roughly...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

Me and Dean Martin

so as usual on a friday morning me and mr dean martin were just walking through the park laying anti squirrel mines (you have to be carefull to do this in a backwords fashion or you could lose a foot)...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:38:00 PST

My War with the squirrels continues

I thought that i was past this, i thought i had won after i sent my "suicide" gnomes, covered in large quantities of demolition grade semtex, up into the trees to destroy those little furry assholes...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

The REAL reason im not dead!

SCREW IT, were the first words i heard when i awoke in my tree this morning, this however turned out to be a dream. It all started three months ago, in the small river dwelling village of london. In t...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

The many things i find to fill up the day

There are many things i enjoy in this world, sleeping in late when it's cold out and i have a day off, eating fresh baked bread with a little butter on when its warm so the butter melts, conversing wi...
Posted by D.I Brunswick "sikastiwaaaan" on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST