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starsandspiders

About Me

I am not sure who said it but madness is the only logical stance in an insane world. Consider me cured.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a human being who is as funny as me. .... So you think youre funny do you? Erm, well relatively. Make me laugh then. What now? Yes, youre supposed to be funny, make me laugh. Well i cant do it now, i have to be in the right mood. Paul Merton doesnt have to be in the right mood. He is funny all the time. I doubt if he is. Every time i see him on the telly he is funny. Paul Merton Fucks goldfish. Is that funny? Yes.

My Blog

I dont know i am making it up as i go along.

Howdy people,I have not written a blog for ages so for the good of humanity i shall dispense my wisdom forthwith.Where the fuck did the rest of my posts go?A cks story?No.This is a story of grief call...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:20:00 GMT

note to oneself

I hate being me. i am permanantly dissapointed in my behavior. every time i get close to someone i do my best to turn them away.I will never be happy untill i break this terrible cycle.haha bicycle.I ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:49:00 GMT

mydeath?

this is a good idea i had while grubbing about on this thingumy. Mydeath is a site 4 people who know they are going to die to vent their spleen at the world and have it permanently copied onto a big h...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 13:53:00 GMT

the aristocrats.

I shall peel my sons skin off with a straight razor. rub it in some pus. then rub it all over his face. If he throws up make him eat it, vomit it up again then eat it and enjoy it one more time.If my ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:44:00 GMT

the stars and spiders.

Earlier in life Harry discovers that while taking lsd he is able to see into the future. And so begins the greatest story ever told. If you would like to hear more of Harrys adventures, POST A BLEEDIN...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:29:00 GMT

I know people are reading this.

I fekin know you are out there. Would somebody just cough please, I am getting paranoid. Another ck's story? Well kind of. This little yarn is about my one and only brush with the law in Swansea. If y...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:50:00 GMT

gourmet corner.

Ten fish fingers and a pack of beef super noodles has a taste of the orient.Enjoy.
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 13:07:00 GMT

Stand up?

I'm afraid its another cks story. Why oh mother fucking why does that old biddy insist on swiping every individual item. If you buy five cans of the same beer she will insist on swiping each one throu...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:46:00 GMT

if it is a girl.

i will kick her in the cunt.
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 14:04:00 GMT

Ok, I do want to talk about it.

I am fekin stumped.If there are any potetial sherlock homes out there i would really like to know where my hundred quid has gone. I dont expect to get the money back but i would just like to shoot the...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 13:00:00 GMT