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Snoogans

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.

About Me

one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt ! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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My Interests

Music, making music, pot, aesthetically pleasing and artistic theatre, cinema, and literature. I also enjoy shitty and amusing of all of the above.My hoes in pensacola!!

I'd like to meet:

Bradley Nowell, Zach Braff, Mic Jagger, Bam Margera, Joe Perry, Julian Casablancas, John Lennon, Hunter S. Thompson, Tony Hawk, Johnny Knoxville and Wee-man, Ville Valo, Bucky Lasak, Ozzy Osbourne, John Cleese...

Music:

Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Fuel, Cake, Oasis, Ben Harper, Ozzy, The Ramones, Rancid, Green Day, Old No Doubt, CKy, Slayer, Incubus, Less Than Jake, Matchbox 20, Hole, The Doors, The Dave Matthews Band, Goo Goo Dolls, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Metallica, Bad Religeon, Propagondhi, The Strokes, AC DC, Motley Crue, Guns n Roses, Cranberries, HIM, Bob Marley, Aerosmith, MSI, The Last Gunslingers, Jet, Led Zepplin, Particle, Jimmy Hendrix, Sublime, SOAD, Static X, Cream, Nikka Costa, Butthole Surfers, Foo Fighters, Blur, RATM, Weatus, Soundgarden, Jimmy Eat World, Hatebreed, Crossfade, My Chemical Romance, SpineShank, Deacon Green, Shadows Fall, Tool,Gov't Mule, Adema, Bloodhound Gang, The White Stripes, Save Ferris, Weezer, Tonic, Taproot, Collective Soul, Chevelle, Eve 6, Disturbed,Marilyn Manson, Orgy, Ingram Hill, Turbonegro, The Bouncing Souls, Placebo, TRUSTcompany, Sevendust, Nirvana, Killswitch, Reel Big Fish, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The muthafuckin STROKES, OK.GO, Jack Johnson, John Mayer...

Movies:

BIODOME, Blow, Monty Python: Holy Grail, Help!, Hard Day's Night, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Jackass, along with Jackass 2, Interview with the Vampire, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Bram Stokers Dracula, Snatch, Encino Man, Cannibal the Musical...

Television:

Jackass, X-Games, Scrubs, Greys Anatomy, The Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show and the Colbert Report, Chappelle's Show

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice

Heroes:

The late Bradley, Johnny Knoxville, Wee-Man, John Lennon, and of course Jay and Silent Bob

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My Blog

Oh my god awesome f-ing river run!!!

DUDE!! So the river run was this weekend and I quit my job to go on it...TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!! The most fun I've had in a while! If you want to see the pics, send me your email address and I will...
Posted by Snoogans on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:08:00 PST

Colorado this weekend

Flying out saturday to Denver. We see Guttermouth a few hours after we land...sweet. Snowboarding is the coolest ever. I'll make sure to post some tight pictures of me busting my white ass down the sl...
Posted by Snoogans on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Snowboarding trip...yesss

Leaving the 10th of feb to go to colorado, snowboarding. im stoked to say the least, the very fucking least...hehe. Let me get a hell yeah, if you think alicia's not gonna be able to walk for a week.....
Posted by Snoogans on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Bouncing Souls and Events

So I'm on my way to see the Bouncing Souls...rock on. Something that might rock a little harder...Tickets to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers....oh...my...god....uuhhh...yeaaaahh. So, some of yous might wan...
Posted by Snoogans on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Guavaween

This shit was the most fun...I mean...the MOST MUTHAFUCKIN FUN. Check out my page for the pics. I was Mrs. Mia Wallace--and if you dont know who that is....well then I sending out a contract killa fo ...
Posted by Snoogans on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

Schedual

Dude...so. This month is the best. This weekend--Hallowscream at Busch Gardens, monday--House of Blues for Thursday and Rise Against, next weekend--Guavaween in Downtown Ybor, Then the next weekend--H...
Posted by Snoogans on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

ouch

Ouch! Yesterday at work, I slipped and fell in the freezer with three cakes in my hands. I fell perpendicular to the floor and hurt my shoulder, and my leg. That shit sucked dude....
Posted by Snoogans on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Volleyball is cool

i like volleyball. Volleyball is cool. Except my thighs hurt and I can't remove all the sand from my body. Cool regardless. I'm glad I found something to participate in rather than work....and maybe I...
Posted by Snoogans on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

Cool, but not as cool.

Hi! Friend Report: I've met some cool people so far. Tony, awesome, from Manchester, England. Very cool, talks funny and laid back. Heather, very cool, from New England. Really calm and collected, and...
Posted by Snoogans on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

The Castamufuginway

The Castaway. My new place of employment...thanks to Mr. Bunky "the shit" byres. Needed that reference and you kicked it to me like a cool cat. Everyone who works at this place are the coolest motherf...
Posted by Snoogans on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST