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About Me

Yes.. that's right.. It's all about me... All Day Everyday !Rule #1 : It's always about Elton.Rule #2 : If you ever come across things or situations that you think it's NOT about Elton, (aka Eltonio Banderas, The Eltonator, the EK etc.) Refer to rule # 1. Meet my son

My Interests

really changes on a weekly basis... please check back often for updates....GAMBLING... Casino trips ! Stopping pucks...

I'd like to meet:

the Fucker that shipped me the broken cowbell that fell apart after 2 rings....Dammnnn you.... ebay !!!

Movies:

Top Gun... "Hey... you're still dangerous.... , you can be my wingman anytime..... ," "Bullshit....... you can be mine" ---- Shakespere can't write shit this good !

Television:

Toshiba 34" widescreen High Def CRT if you want to know about which radio I have also, message me.... This is embarassing... but I like watching "My Super Sweet 16"...

Books:

the 2nd latest edition of the Yellowpages, Toshiba 34HF83 Owners Manual

Heroes:

the first person that lends me the other $80,000 that I need to get my Porsche..