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Jason

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

About Me

I'm not a boy, I'm a Jason!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sean Connery, Ronnie James Dio, The guy who hit the the first golf ball on the moon, The chiquita banana, someone who trips as much a me, the fantastics, whoever invented vegemite, batman, optimus prime, lowtax, a whale, Mr. Miyagi, green ranger, Mick Jagger, Davy Crockett, Gen. Patton, Sondra K. Fuhr, someone from Antarctica... Oh, and I kind of have a crush on Ellen Page

Music:

Spinal Tap, Dio, Rainbow, The Mars Volta, Blind Guardian, Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Flogging Mollys, Tally Hall, Elf, Testament, The Offspring, Pat Benatar, Rasputina, Tsunami Bomb, The Dresden Dolls, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, The White Stripes, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Arctic Monkeys, Cheap Sex, The Cure, Drowning Pool, Edgen, Jack Off Jill, Louis XIV, Queen, Skid Row, Skrewdriver, The Streets, The Strokes, Styx, Cake, Daft Punk, Duran Duran, Gary Jules, Prodigy, KISS, AC/DC, WASP, Queensryche, The Pillows, Dokken, MegaDeth, Jag Panzer, Accept, Daft Punk, The Band, The Beatles, The Doors, Gorillaz, Nena, Slayer...

Movies:

Doctor Zhivago, 25th Hour, Boondock Saints, Life Aquatic, King Kong, Godzilla, Snatch, porn in general, Memoirs Of A Geisha, Brokeback Mountain, Back To The Future, Ghost Busters, Starwars (4, 5 and 6), Night Of The Living Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Nightmare On Elmstreet, Poltergeist, The Warriors, Saw (1 & 2), Seven, The Shining, E.T., all the Indiana Jones movies, Mario Brothers, Enter The Dragon, The Land Before Time, Fantasia, Akira, Spirited Away, Princess Monoke, Howe's Moving Castle, Ghost In The Shell, Tekken, Battle Royal, Tomie, The Exorcist, Anchor Man, 40 Year Old Virgin, Fight Club, The Incredibles, and so on.....

Television:

DESTROY YOUR TELEVISION BOX!!!

Books:

Enders Series, Bean Series, Fight Club, any book written by Tim Dorsey, The Kin Of Ata Are Waiting For You, War Of The Worlds, All Quiet On The Western Front, any book written by Oscar Wilde, Words To Live By, comic books in general, Tomie, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Lord Of The Rings Series, Grimms Fairytales, Giraffes? Giraffes! any book written by Charles Dickens, The Da Vinci Code, Myst, Memoirs Of A Geisha, the list goes on.....

My Blog

Not So Great Debates

It's not surprising lately that my mind is rather stuck on politics, seeing as it's about that time for the American (and Canadian) elections.I've been following the event religiously, trying to brows...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:05:00 PST

A Writer’s Rant

I thought some people would enjoy taking a look at a video in which Harlan Ellison goes on a rant regarding writer's giving their work away for nothing. I tremendously enjoyed Ellison's piece...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:34:00 PST

News That Matters

Between the woes of the economy, politics, war, extremism and everyday violence, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of negative news that's thrust down our throats everyday.Myself, I adm...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:11:00 PST

Oh, Come On Now

I know I've railed against the media from time to time here, and I apologize to those who don't come here for political content, but this is ridiculous.If someone could please explain to me how Former...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:53:00 PST

Rabbit Hole

Busy off my arse these days, apparently being an actor, a student, and a underpaid employee takes a considerable amount of work. Who knew?I guess I'm just on the tight rope until I fall into the safet...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

Mmmm... Nice

So, it turns out the weird intrusion I feel inside me is my stomach shifting. I guess my liver wants more space since my spleen left. Though, somehow it's also managing to cause some slightly painful ...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:44:00 PST

A Test

Fine.So maybe, just maybe I jumped the gun on the whole Lady-Ninja thing. Maybe they aren't coming to stab us with their daggers as I had previously thought. But in reality, you should be grateful for...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:17:00 PST

Dooooooooomed!

For years now, I have been attempting in my own way, to warn you of the oncoming threat. As time has progressed, you repeatedly ignored my warnings and it is your lack of action that has brought us to...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST

57 Channels

Remember how I thought that once summer was over, my schedule would be more manageable and I'd have some time?Apparently I was grossly misinformed and slightly delusional.In other news, the fall telev...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

Yet Another Shocking Discovery

Yet, again, scientists never cease to amaze me. I guess the cure for HIV can wait. We have boobs to examine.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST