TO KISS; The fucking genius that invented the Swiffer line of products, the gin-drunk ghost of Julia Child, Tony Hawk, Jonny Knoxville, Jon Stewart, Vincent D'Onofrio, Anthony Bourdain, my babydaddy...TO KICK IN THE FACE; Bob the talking baby for Quizno's, Dr. Phil, anyone who's ever been on MTV's "My Super Sweet Sixteen", insert any and all Republican/Conservative/bornagain blowhards here, my babbydaddy...