THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY
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A man who could best me in a fair (or otherwise) round of fisticuffs. A woman with sixteen breasts. A bicycle that speaks latin. A testicle with humanoid cancer. God, so I could challenge him to a game of Foosball and truly reign supreme over all sentient beings (in Foosball).