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EZE

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About Me

Things are changing in my life at the moment. I have been working out of town for the last 3 years and now i am workin on a position that will allow me to be home most of the time.I am pretty excited by the whole thing. It has been a long time since i've been able to make plans at home. i am usually pretty active in boating,snowmobileing, Riding (dirt and street) bikes,Skiing (water/snow)and most importantly doing all of that stuff with my friends. We tend to drink a bit more than we should considering what kind of hobbies we are into but thats just " how we do". Anyway bottom line, i work and party hard. I am a fun loving, try anything once, take it to the limit, kind of guy. I think i can honestly say not to many people party like i do. Every weekend brings a new adventure. From sky diving to relaxed boating trips to the Bay, I try and switch it up and have the best time possible.

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