Hmmm... where to begin with the story of me. I guess I will start at the beginning, it was a cold November 30th in 1978. In about three hours I was out, my Mom said that I seemed to be in a hurry to get out. I have to agree with her, I've been trying to get away ever since.Since that joyous day in the history of the world, I have become a jet setting, multi-millionaire, trend setter. I spend all my time with heads of state, world leaders, and the Pope. In my free time I work with orphaned chipmunks and help rehabilitate them so they can be returned to the wild.My plans for the future are coming about nicely. I'm planning on by a few new race cars, the corporate take-over of a company (I can't mention the name, but it rhymes with harchucks), and employing sweat shop labor at all my many businesses.
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