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Jordan

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About Me

kim thinks my profile is boring so im changing it.. to this. Im an astronaut with 6 penis..s but i dont use 4 of them. Im a doctor of campanology and im also made of ice cream. ( not vanilla though, that shits boring) Im banned from the mormon religion because im too hip. Im making a reality tv show called " when paedophile..s attack!" so i need lots of home footage if anyone out there has a kid getting robbed on video, i would much appreciate that. I count cards hard. Kims dad sucks at blackjack and her letters smell like dog. okay im bored of writing pointless shit now. Kim hope you find my profile slightly more interesting now. Im also not so secretly changing my last name to "jong il". hope you like that one kim. Yeh, im gona put you on the terrorist register too.much love!! O.R Jambo MySpace Icons Icons Collage Photo Collage MySpace Graphics MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Boobs and whiskey and Q.I

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet mugabe. We can ride cows and shoot political opposition together. I also wanna meet paris hilton to see if she is really that fuckin dumb in real life. Im still waiting to meet jesus. Oh id also like to have a cup of tea with thaksin shinawatra and discuss how were gona turn man city into the greatest team in the world and how to make kimkladze 28. I wanna meet eugene terreblanche too. We can write poems and talk about integration.

Music:

Shiny Toy Guns. The Pogues. The Distillers. The Dangerfields. Johnny Cash. Metallica. The Casualties. Mozart. Verdi. Chopin. The Arguments. Janes Addiction lots of stuff

Movies:

Monty python and the holy grail, Alien, Aliens, Teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie, House of flying daggers, The believer, oh brother where art thou, ANCHORMAN! Love me if you dare, fear and loathing in las vegas, the passion of the christ. The prestige, Perfume, Bench warmers. Amadeus

Television:

Top Gear and the history channel, SOuth Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, americas most smartest model, bbc news 24, Frasier. Q.I

Books:

i hope they serve beer in hell- tucker max.

Heroes:

C.G Jung, Hunter S Thompson, Shane Macgowan, Frank Ellis, tucker max, captain planet and batman

My Blog

boooooooooooooored

Who was the last guy you talked to?charlesWhen is the last time you took a nap?like 3 o clock todayWhat is something you desperately want, right now?kfcWhere was the last place you hugged someone?i du...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

i keep stealing these things from kim

  When is the last time you actually hung out with your top 1?dunno who my top1  is-What's bothering you right now?zelda phantom hour glass-Summer is coming! You ready?im ready to bronze my ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:12:00 PST

out of spite

1. Four months from now, will you be a in relationship?probably2. What color are your eyes?sexy green..... yeh thats a colour!3. Whats your name?Jordan Frederik Christofell Garrity4. Do you smoke weed...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:37:00 PST

then and now thingy quiz

..> Body: 8 Years Ago...Feb 20001. How old were you? 132. Where did you go to school? The Hulme Grammar School for Boys3. Where did you work? fuck working, i was 144. Where did you live? Blackley Vi...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:42:00 PST

stupid questionaire thing

The History Of: YOU!1. Raised in: Man Chest Hair2. Planned baby: Think so, parents were married for long enough before it.3. Birth date: oct 16 19864. Any siblings: 35. Younger or older: older and you...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

stolen from kim

1. If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be?probably something gay2. Have you ever spit on someone before?yeh. gigs are great for doing shit without people noticing3. Do you close the ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:29:00 PST

New shit going on in my life

 Yo everyone!! ive not written a blog in ages!! but yeh ive got soo much news to fill you in on!     Basicaly i changed course and i sold my soul to the devil and im now a law...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

Waterfront and me october 3rd

 Yoooo everyone! well.. all my best mates got a house, and now 2 of em wanna move back into the might THWAITE HALL!!! and khalid moved back in this weekend. haha it was ace, the warden has been m...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST

My first blog!

Hey! this is my first blog ever!! waaaahhh!! rock n roll!!!!!! anyway, i thought it fit to write my first blog now with ending of a large chapter in my life which was being a part of kamikaze spe...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:38:00 PST