Irwin R. Schyster, Slayer of the Undead.

I'd like to meet:

hugo chavez

fidel castro

Music:

boy sets fire, refused, bad brains, scarlet, converge, coalesce, black dahlia murder, curl up and die, in flames, orchid, vivaldi, mozart, chopin, brahms, yo-yo ma, glenn gould

Movies:

american psycho, boondock saints, battle royale, oldboy, sympathy for mr. vengeance, lady vengeance, night of the living dead, the omen

Television:

ninja warrior

Books:

communist manifesto

Heroes:

huey lewis (but not the news)