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My Family Guy scene...
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor [revealing comic he was reading]: Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr. Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Ah!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Ah!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr. Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick; Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
I'm Apeirophobia!
You're Apeirophobia, the fear of infinity!
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Whatever you can use
Your Favorite Target: Punks
Your Kill Count: 12,103,876,951,695
Your Battle Cry: "Eat Shit Mother Fucker!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $161,497,536,848,286
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 90%
